[Top 50] Space and Astronomy Pick Up Lines – Perfect for Astronauts!
by Annie Rosy
Care to experience some thrust?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around that A$$.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I’ll show you the world, if you show me Uranus.
Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up
So You work for NASA cause Your out of this world
Are you a Taurus?, cause I’m gonna Taurus snatch up
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Astromy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper?
Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?
They call me the milky way…Pleasure You Can’t Measure.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Hey baby, you’re out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
There will only be 7 planets left, when I’m done with Uranus
Are you into astronomy? Because your A$$ is out of this world.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Starlight, starbright why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
NASA said there will only be 7 planets after I destroy your anus
Are you wearing spacepants? ‘Cause that A$$ is out of this world!
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
I think you might be a star, because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here
You’d better call me William Herschel, because I’m gonna discover Uranus
Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Every time i look at you i feel like an astronaut…your beauty makes me float.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Ask her “How does it feel?” When she ask’s what; you say “To be the only star in the sky”
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty.
I think I might become an astronomer, because I’m very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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