When hummus is life but you still want a habibi
The only time you’ll ever get to touch her hijab.
Well, I-raq your world anyway.
When he tells you “let’s get shawarma together”
What’s your hjab made of? Cuz it looks like wifey material to me!
Habibti is your last name Hussein? Cuz you Saddam S#xy.
Damn habibti are you Israel because you sure are occupying my heart.
Is your name bahrain ? Because youre too hot.
7elo jismak shu 2ismak?
“Girl, you must be like shaytan, because you fell out of Jannah.
“Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of my deen?
“Hey, girl. When I first saw you, I was like و.”
Do you believe in the Hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m here after
“Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, ‘She aiiight.’ “
Hey girl, we’re allowed to marry four…but I don’t think that’s necessary because you’re a 10
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
“Girl, I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?”
Are you tired? Cause you’ve been making tawaf in my head all day..
“You cant play basketball with hijab on. Marry me and we’ll go one on one our entire life.”
It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.