I See You Heart Is Going Back to PA$$…Interception!
“Do You Have a Tan, or Do You Always Look This Hot?”
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot
Do you play football? Because you’ve got a tight end.
“Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?”
If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
“Like a Broken Pencil, Life Without You Is Pointless.”
“Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.”
Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common? Good D
“I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.”
I have S#x like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
Are you a S#xans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see
Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.
“Girl, if You Were Words on a Page, You’d Be FINE Print.”
I hear your thirsty? Well I’ve got a six pack right here!
“Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.”
Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.
I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.
I’d use a Packer’s line right now, but it’s just too cheesy.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
There’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings…
“Is Your Name WiFi? Because I’m Really Feeling a Connection.”
“You’re So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.”
Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.
“If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of MA$$ Destruction.”
Want to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire…
“The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me…get the picture?”
Is your name Maya, cause I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.
At Tight End: I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.
“If I could change the alphabet, I would put ‘V’ and ‘I’ together.”
Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a H0m0 Erectus right now.
I’ve never made an incomplete pA$$, and I hope you won’t be my first.
Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.
Hi, I’m babe Lincoln, and I’m about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
Let’s role play..I’ll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.
At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it.
Do you want to help me with my project on the S#x- I’m sorry, TET Offensive?
You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
I’ve proven to a lot of peole that size doesn’t matter. Tonight it’s your turn.
I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.
At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for.
Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.
At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that A$$.
I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.
At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go.
At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants.
At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine.
At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.
“If I Had Four Quarters to Give to the Four Prettiest Girls in the World, You Would Have a Dollar.”
“Don’t Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No.”
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn’t the only Superman in town!
Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you’d like.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night. It’s like I’m watching Emmitt Smith all over again!
Starting Defense: Beww BEWWW Beww.That’s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!
Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren’t a cheerleader either?
Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.
I’m doing a survey. What’s your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the S#xans?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together since we’d make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we’d be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!
Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have nothing but five whole cents. Don’t you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?
Something is wrong with my cell phone because you’re not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown pA$$es you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It’s like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pA$$ against the New England Patriots!
If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It’s like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!
You’re likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You’re just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.