by **Annie Rosy**

Hey…nice asymptote.

Hey baby, what’s your sine?

Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

Can I explore your mean value?

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

I’ve been secant you for a long time.

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives on you.

If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple.

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

I’m in the mood for pizza…a pizza you, that is!

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me.

I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

I bet you played soccer, because you are a keeper.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW.

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-C^mber.

My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.

My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right.

like to thank “Hannah Montana” for that last pickup line…

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

Forget about Spider-Man, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.

I thought happiness started with an H? Why does mine start with U?

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You are the solution to my H0m0geneous system of linear equations.

Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-subsS#xution?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over it.

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

If i were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!

I’m sorry, I don’t think we have met. I would not forget a pretty face like that

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

You look so familiar…didn’t we take a clA$$ together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

I was blinded by your beauty…I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you pA$$ed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every four years, but I’d rather talk to you ’cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to A$$ume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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