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100 Aggressive Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

“Wanna Fu©k like bunnies?”

“I’m Asian, so I’ll eat your cat.”

“May I pleasure you with my tongue?”

“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

“S#x is a killer … want to die happy?”

“Will you marry me for just one night?”

“What time do you get off? Can I watch?”

“Oh, don’t worry, I’ll get my own drink.”

“Smile, if you want to have S#x with me.”

“My place… Eight o’clock… Bring a friend.”

“You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”

“What do I have to do to be your b00ty call?”

“My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.”

“You know, if I were you, I’d have S#x with me.”

“I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?”

“That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”

“You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.”

“Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.”

“Want to make a P0®no? We don’t have to tape it.”

“My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.”

“Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.”

“People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!”

“I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.”

“Let’s bypA$$ all the bull$h!t and just get naked.”

“Want me to take you out? You sure do look trashy.”

“I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?”

“Life is like a D!¢K. When it gets hard, “Fu©k it”.”

“Love your haircut. Looks just like my $h!tty ex’s.”

“You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?”

“Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”

“You know what I like in a girl? [Girl: What?] My D!¢K.”

“You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.”

“I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?”

“Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties.”

“The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.”

“I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!”

“Let’s play “S#xanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.”

“S#x is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.”

“I named my D!¢K “the truth” cause B!t¢hes can’t handle it!”

“We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.”

“My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.”

“Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?”

“I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”

“I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.”

“Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

“Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.”

“Look at my lips and your lips. They want to mA$$age each other.”

“So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your A$$ tonight?”

“Do you want to have good S#x? [No!] Well then come to my place!”

“Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.”

“You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.”

“What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.”

“Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

“You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.”

“I’m conducting a survey on the taste of v@g!n@s. Wanna be my first.”

“Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?”

“Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.”

“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!”

“That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!”

“My friend and I made a bet, and I need to check if those are implants.”

“I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.”

“Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.”

“That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”

“You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.”

“It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?”

“Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face, and I guess how much you weigh.”

“Is there a cell phone in your back-pocket? Cause that A$$ is calling me!”

“We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and Fu©k.”

“Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!”

“I’m the doctor of love baby, and you’re over due for your meat injection!”

“I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pu$$y.”

“You look gorgeous! If we could just… change… a few things, you’d be perfect!

“Want to taste my D!¢K? [Girl: What!?!] I said: Do you want to taste my drink?”

“Let’s go to your place and love each other until my D!¢K falls in your pu$$y.”

“The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to Fu©k you on the floor.”

“There are eight planets in the universe, but only seven after I destroy Uranus.”

“Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have S#x after that, we won’t.”

“Roses are black; violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?”

“Hey baby, you look like the kinda gal to laugh in my face. Wanna prove me wrong?”

“Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow, and we’ll see how high you can make me.”

“I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!”

“I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.”

“My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.”

“So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?”

“You should join the circus. [Girl: Why?] So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.”

“That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.”

“I’m jealous of your dress. [Girl: Why?] Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.”

“What’s the speed limit of S#x? [Girl: What?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!”

“Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?”

“Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”

“You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pu$$y needs.”

“You have pretty eyeballs. Of course, they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.”

“You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.”

“You’re like my little toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.”

“Want to go out for dinner? Since you’re such a strong independent woman, we’re splitting the bill.”

“I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to S#x.”

“You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.”

“You know how your hair would look really good? [Girl: No.] In my lap.”“What are you doing tonight besides me?”

“You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.”

“Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.”

“Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have S#x with me.” Watch her smile!”

“I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have S#x without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.”

“Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.”

“Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.”“Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!”

“What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.”“Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?”

“My D!¢K just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your A$$?”“My D!¢K’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?”

“I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”“Is you father a lumberjack [Girl: No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.”

“Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”“Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.”

“Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna Fu©k?”

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.