That gif lol
Ay gurl want sum f@k?
aren’t avocados black?
Oh man, that’s awesome
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[Top 50] 4CHAN Pick Up Lines for Music Lovers
be crowned king of england
They age like a fine wine.
This is so Fu©king cringey.
That isn’t even a pickup line
Damn those avocahoes are nice
You’re hotter than my daughter.
Well I hope you found it again.
Your stretch marks aren’t too big
hey gurl are u a beaver, cus damn
you’re pretty hot for a fat chick
getting her back in the wheelchair
Aye girl, are you a beaver? Cuz dam!
Nothing like an avocado shaped woman
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick
It’s from an old Facebook post thing.
Fake, these are all intended for women
So random! You must be a hit at parties.
How do you kill 20 flies within a second?
Didn’t realize I watched a YouTube video.
I would ‘berry’ my D!¢K so inside you.
Your S#xs are pretty small for a fat chick
Are you an archeologist? P-please respond.
genuinely going to use this one on the FWB.
I was wondering why none of these were funny
Ayyy bb I can’t spell nudity without u and i
All you need to make a smile is a colon and a D
Am I not subscibed to this subreddit already.
Are you an astronomer? cuz im wanna probe Uranus
AKA old A$$ $h!t that /fit/ did not come up with
Fitness D!¢K in yo mouth, I lost it at that one.
My name is Frodo. I’m going to destroy your ring.
that moment when you realize you were quoting ICP
…oh $h!t, I just realized where I know that from.
dey call me da choking hazard cuz i got small partz
Are you Irish girl? Cause my D!¢K is Dublin in size
Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that B!t¢h!
I always just use “Ayo gurl, what yo front-name is?”
baby, you are like a chainsaw: you leave no wood standing
Do you like jalapeños? Cuz I’m about to be jalapeño pu$$y.
I got some hardwood that needs sanding? I don’t want that.
Nah it’s better to just leave that out hahaha way funnier.
There are 206 bones in the human body. How about one more?
Yo B!t¢h I may be ugly, but at least I don’t have any money
It’s your bicycle seat broke? Cause you can just use my face
Yo, I have used the std one to moderate success in the past.
getting over the smell of it after it comes out of her pu$$y.
You don’t smell too much like a sandwich shop….for a fat chick
Is your dad in prison? Cuz if I was your dad, I’d be in prison
is your name Aspirin? cause I really need you to work on my head
Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going to smash your pu$$y.
darling, you’re like pretty bee: you keep defending with your tail
Are you a chicken graveyard? Because I’d love to bury my c0©k in you
Ay bb is your dad in jail? Because if i was your dad, I’d be in jail
Ayo gurl is yo daddy in jail? Cuz if I was yo daddy, I’d be in jail.
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
babe, you are as great as this disco! you spend the whole night open!
yfw you realize you’ve been a Juggalo all along and you didn’t know it
Do you work on a chickin farm? Because you sure know how to raise c0©ks
Do you like derbies? Cause there’s about derby an explosion in my pants.
Would youtouch me so I can tell my parents I’ve been touched by an angel?
Ayyy gurl, is yo feet tired? Cuz I’ve been chasing you for several blocks
I want to cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
darling, are you an American Flag? cause I would nail you even in the moon.
tfw they’d probably agree with me on there being 21 letters, killing the joke
I can A$$ure you that these lines are effective. I welcome anyone to try them.
Sorry. I’m accidentally retarded. Thought it was left out because I can’t read.
B!t¢h, I might be a fat Fu©k, but at least I got a disgusting $h!tty personality.
what do you do when you wake at night to see your flatscreen floating in your room?
For some reason, I still feel like the 4Chan OP really thinks it’s spelled “berry”.
Are you S#xually promiscuous and or drunk? Because I’d like to have intercourse with you.
While it is one I’ve seen many times before, “AYY BABY, U WANT SUM FUK” still makes me laugh.
Ey yo gurl I wanna make a compound sentence wit you. That’s where I put MY semi in YOUR colon.
Whats that comic in the background with the girl laughing? It’s near the antiquair pickup line.
Yeah it’s not clear how to get to the bottom panel from the middle panel. This looks educational.
baby, has anyone told you you are like a shovel? cause if you ain’t burried, you are against the wall
there’s 22 letters in the alphabet right? 26 right? oh yeah I forgot D Y E L. onmyphonesoIcan’tshiftspace.
What the Fu©k is this $h!t? What do any of these have to do with /fit/. All this needs is a 9gag watermark.
Guy: Ay yo gurl is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Girl: uhhhh no, there’s 26 Guy: Oh that’s right, I left out U R A Q T Girl: but that’s only 25 Guy: Oh ya, I’ll give you the D later!
I want to use this one on Facebook but the chances of a girl actually saying “ate?” are pretty low. They’ll likely just ignore the typo and say “No, Fu©k off because you’re unaesthetic and you’re never gonna make it, brah.”
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