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Q: What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? A: Corduroy.and Velcro. Q. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt? A. She was bobbing for french fries. Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A: She answer the iron. Q: How did...... [read more]
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?A: A blueberry. A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is. Q: What resembles half a strawberry?A: The other half. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries! How many grams of protein are in...... [read more]
Q: What does a Chinese person say when they spill soup on you? A: Miso sorry. Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: An Asian Phone Call, Wing, Wing, Halo? Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person? A: Put floss over their...... [read more]
What does a mexican get 4 christmas?Your TV What do you call a mexican baptism?Bean dip 2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?A cop What’s a mexicans favorite book store?Borders What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?cross country What do you call a Mexican ... [read more]
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy Your so bald, I can see what your thinking. You’re so bald, I can see whats on your mind. I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one! What do you call a pen with no hair?...... [read more]
What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?45 minutes. What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?About 45 pounds. What is the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer… What is the difference between a lawyer a... [read more]
What drugs are you on, stupid pills? It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful. Come again when you can’t stay as long. You’ve got a face like a bag of elbows. You’re listed in Who’s Who as What’s That. I couldn’t warm to you if you...... [read more]
Poop is a crap palindrome. If a king farts, is it a noble gas? What do you call a magical poop?Poodini. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?Dung. What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?Dr. Dre. What’s brown and firm?The Brown Family Law Firm. What did...... [read more]
Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! Find Amelia Earhart yet? Can you hear me NOW? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married. Any sign...... [read more]
Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): no Will Ferrell Saturday Night Live Jokes Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): moo Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): the sound a doggie makes Chris Kattan (Office Worker): is there a problem with it? I’m actually pretty...... [read more]
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