[Top 10] Yo Daddy Is So Short Jokes
by Maria Line
Yo Daddy is so house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Daddy is so Daddy’s di*k so small every time yo Mama looks at it, she says, “Damn why me!?”
Yo Daddy is so small in the downstairs area, if his wife was an ant, she still couldn’t play with that.
Yo Daddy is so small, someone thought he was a jelly bean so they ate him.
Yo Daddy is so small -when stepping from carpet edge onto flooring he needs a parachute for landing.
Yo Daddy is so short, they had to make a new measuring unit
Yo Daddy is so short he needs a million of him just to reach the pedal while biking!
Yo Daddy is so short he jumped in a puddle and drowned
Yo Daddy is so short that if he did a backflip off the side of the side walk he could commit suicide
Yo Daddy is so short, he had to stand on a box to kiss yo Mama at their wedding
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