Yo Daddy is so house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Daddy is so Daddy’s di*k so small every time yo Mama looks at it, she says, “Damn why me!?”
Yo Daddy is so small in the downstairs area, if his wife was an ant, she still couldn’t play with that.
Yo Daddy is so small, someone thought he was a jelly bean so they ate him.
Yo Daddy is so small -when stepping from carpet edge onto flooring he needs a parachute for landing.
Yo Daddy is so short, they had to make a new measuring unit
Yo Daddy is so short he needs a million of him just to reach the pedal while biking!
[Top 10] Yo Daddy Is So Short Jokes
Yo Daddy is so short he jumped in a puddle and drowned
Yo Daddy is so short that if he did a backflip off the side of the side walk he could commit suicide
Yo Daddy is so short, he had to stand on a box to kiss yo Mama at their wedding
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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