[Top 100] WWE Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

You can’t Sêmên me.
Testify my brother!
I am the S#xty master.
Bang Bang? (Cactus Jack)
Suck it (D Generation X)
Come on, let’s hear them.
I got two words for ya…
[Top 100] WWE Pick Up Lines
[Top 100] WWE Pick Up Lines
Tag me in baby, I got you.
I would love to wrestle you
Would you be my Katie Vick?
I would love to wrestle you.
I will make you look strong.
I go down like Raw’s ratings.
Let’s wrestle our way to PROM?
I’d like to pile drive you baby!
Do you wanna go over me tonight?
Can you dig it, sucka? (Booker T)
I’ll let you Unleash the Animal…
Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.
Every girl dreams of marrying a wrestler.
You could spinaroonie on my Rock any day!
Want to get hardcore like a match in ECW?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
You will go one on one with the great one.
I want you to be the Katie Vick to my Kane!
You’re about to work yourself into a shoot.
Ohh you didn’t know? Your A$$ better call me.
Hey baby, I’m Dwayne. And I will never leave.
It doesn’t matter what your name is (The Rock)
Know your role and shut your mouth. (The Rock)
Lay the SmackDown on your candy A$$ (The Rock)
Stand back! There’s a Hurricane coming through!
I must be Owen Hart because I’m falling for you.
Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)
Hi, you may have heard of me. I’m the undie-taker.
We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)
Tonight, you will never rest in peace. (Undertaker)
Is your name Steve Austin? Since you’re staggering.
Call me Bray Wyatt because I’m going to kidnap you.
Call me CM Punk and I’ll show you my Anaconda Vise.
Is your name Steve Austin? Because you’re stunning.
You will go one on one with the great one (The Rock)
When I first saw you, my jaw dropped like Owen Hart.
Call me John Cena because I’ll only need five moves.
Mike Yankee Papa Lima Alpha Charlie Echo. (The Shield)
Never… eeeeeeeeever be the same again (Chris Jericho)
You’ll be wetter than The Shield’s collective haircuts.
Damn, I’d love to do a figure four leglock on your face!
Hey baby, I’m a man of 1000 holds and only 1 is ARM BAR.
Call me Mick Foley because tonight we’re going hardcore!
I am Reigns on the street, but I’m Ambrose in the sheets.
I always liked you… but I never told anyone. (Nikki Bella)
Let us bury ourselves deep into each other’s eyes… (Triple H)
How would you like to wake up from a drug endued nap married?
If I put you in a sleeper hold will you drool all over my body?
Call me Jake The Snake cause I’m gonna put Damian on your face.
Wanna come back to my place and yell “NO!” while I yell “YES!”?
Damn girl, you’ve got an A$$ like Abdullah, mind if if fork it?
Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.
I’m all about justice, but tonight, I wanna make it about just us
Baby, you make me wanna go from part-time to full-time. (The Rock)
Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?
pace Mountain is open for the night and I’ll give you a free ride.
For you, I don’t think I’ll kick out at two. (Obligatory John Cena)
Hey baby, how about you let my Andre the Giant body slam your Chyna?
If I do a crucifix armbar on you, will you get on your knees for me?
Tonight is all about those three words… Yes!Yes!Yes! (Daniel Bryan)
Tonight, I’ll show you why they call me The Big Valbowski. (Val Venis)
Are you Sister Abigail? Because you got my whole world into your hand.
I call my D!¢K Randy Savage, because you’ll be screaming ooooooh yeah!
I’d like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan
You know, I lost my smile, but I think you could help me find it. (HBK)
Like wrestling? Cause I’m about to lay the SmackDown and I’m going RAW.
It’s your destiny to come back to my place… but you already knew that.
I hope you’re not HBK, because I want you to lay down for me. (Bret Hart)
Honey, if I was gonna build the perfect girlfriend from the ground up… (JBL)
You will be screaming YES, more than Daniel Bryan, before I’m done with you.
I want give you dirty deeds but I’m not talking about Dean Ambrose finisher.
You couldn’t steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.
Wanna come back to my place and find out why they call me the Beast Incarnate?
Is your favorite wrestler Triple H? Because I can’t wait to bury you, tonight.
The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be… (Bret Hart)
Are you the Ultimate Warrior? Because you have been running through my mind all days.
Tell your friend I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. There’s only one of me to go around.
I came here to take you home and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum. (Roddy Piper)
I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.
Call me cm punk because at the end of the night I’m going make you scream BEST IN THE WORLD!
Are you the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania? Because I’m about to conquer you.
I hope you’re an ECW fan, because you and I are about to have a One Night Stand. (Rob Van Dam)
My client has asked me to inform you that tonight he will be the one behind the one. (Paul Heyman)
Is your name Brett Hart? Cause you’re the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Is it accurate to say that you are the Ultimate Warrior? Since you have been going through my head all days.
Tonight, we’re going to sleep together and we’re gonna do it right here… In Bedroom, Penthouse! (Mick Foley)
You wanna go Belly-to-Belly or Belly-to-Back? Perhaps something more exotic like Inverted, Wheelbarrow or Electric Chair?
If you thought this wasn’t going to be the best night of your life, then… I’m afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)
Look girl, normally when you have S#x with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I’m a genetic FREAK and I’m not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

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