10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest.
Also, I was so frostsmitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.
And who wears turtlenecks anymore?
Are you pA$$ed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your b00ty is on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot I only need four layers.
Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
Can I hiber-mate with you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
ClA$$ might be canceled, but that A$$ of yours don’t quit.
Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.
Do I have pneumonia? Because you’re giving me chills.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Do you want to see my snowballs?
End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ.
Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.
I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
I can’t jerk off because my roommate’s clA$$es were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?
I didn’t know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roomate can borrow them when we’re having S#x later.
I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.
I love winter, because it’s an excuse to cuddle.
I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.
I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.
I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning.
I wasn’t joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.
I’d like to hibermate with you.
I’ll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
I’m going to go ahead and call you winter ’cause pretty soon you’ll be coming.
I’m looking to get bobsleigh’d tonight.
I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
I’ve become frostsmitten with you.
I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes?
If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just acC^mulated in my pants.
If you were a DEER, I’d never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
If your hands are cold, it’s warm under my thigh vents.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!
Let’s add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that’s just my peπ!s.
My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.
My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.
Plow here often?
Seriously, it’s weird that you haven’t taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It’s starting to melt… aren’t you cold?
The snow is blowing. How about you?
There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm.
There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.
These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me.
This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.
Tonight’s forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.
Well, it looks like I’m going to have to jacket off this winter.
What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.
What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you’re both getting 8 inches.
What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those S#x…ens?
What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?
When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.
Where are are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you!
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Winter is coming, so am I.
You and this weather have one thing in common. You’re both frigid.
You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my peπ!s would stand for you.
You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you.
You’re just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you’ll be wet.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell ‘love’ with No-el.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man—I can go all night long.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h0rn¥.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Baby it’s cold outside, but you got me feeling HOT.”
Brrrrrrrrr…rrring some wine to my place and lets Netflix and chill.”
Trust me, this night will be anything but silent.”
Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.”
Are you Santa’s list? Because girl I’m checking you out twice.”
Are you the Little Drummer Boy? Because you make my heart pound.”
Santa has his reindeer, but I can make it rain, dear.”
How about we sleigh-ride on back to my place?”
Girl you are jingle-bell-rockin’ my world right now.”
Candy can-e I have your number?”
Are you a Christmas tree? Because you’re lit and pretty to look at.”
Are you a Menorah? Because I want to light your fire.”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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