[Top 30] Wife Father Husband Related Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Who’s your daddy?
You are my daddy.
I’m looking for Mrs. Right.
Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day
Care for some afternoon delight?
I want to bear all your children.
Do you still work or are you retired?
[Top 30] Wife Father Husband Related Pick Up Lines
[Top 30] Wife Father Husband Related Pick Up Lines
Happy Father’s Day. Can I call you “Daddy”?
I have a small peπ!s, but a big bank account.
Happy Father’s Day to a genuine mother Fu©ker.
I won’t preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.
I want to spend the rest of your money with you.
Your pick-up lines are almost as old as you are.
Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy…
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead?
Should I tell my babysitter I’m going to be home late?
Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.
Happy Father’s Day from someone who wants to have your babies.
All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father’s Day?
I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.
Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!
I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.
Happy Father’s Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.
Would you rather have “As good as it gets!” for a few more years or “Is that all there is?” for the rest of your life?
You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!
It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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