[Top 50] Days of Week Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Happy hump day! Wednesday
Happy Mature Monday! Monday
Happy S#xy Saturday! Saturday
I love dirty tuesday! Tuesday
Happy Whoa Wednesday! Wednesday
Without you everyday is Monday. Monday
It’s Thursday and I’m thirsty! Thursday
[Top 50] Days of Week Pick Up Lines
[Top 50] Days of Week Pick Up Lines
Happy S#xty Tuesdays! Flash me now! Tuesday
Wanna get a taste of free tap friday? Friday
It’s Hump Day. Start it off with a bang. Wednesday
Are you Sunday? Because you are my sunshine! Sunday
Are you Monday? Because you can suck my D!¢K. Monday
Freaky Friday! Hell I’m just glad it’s Friday. Friday
If ya got them, Flaunt them! It’s Flash Friday! Friday
Hey S#xy, what is your plan for this Saturday? Saturday
Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you. Wednesday
It’s Thirsty Thursday! Let’s get the party started! Thursday
You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday! Monday
Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday! Friday
I need some Whoa’s to help me get through Wednesday. Wednesday
Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl. Tuesday
Just once I’d like to actually get humped on hump day. Wednesday
Who cares about clA$$ on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday. Thursday
Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night. Saturday
Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you. Friday
Didn’t you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW! Friday
Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday! Monday
Babe, in case you miss me last night, it’s me seductive Sunday! Sunday
Hey baby, my name is D!¢K. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday! Sunday
Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy Wetnesday Wednesday
Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor) Thursday
Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is S#xy Saturday! Saturday
Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk. Friday
Happy Flash’em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your BØØBs! Friday
I’m so glad this work day is over. I’m ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday! Friday
Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday! Tuesday
Hey baby, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Happy S#xyday! Saturday
Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you… Monday
Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday! Thursday
You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleepday! Sunday
Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can’t wait to get my hands on you… wait… did I just say that out loud? Thursday
Do you know it is S#xty Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and suck on your S#xy BØØBs. Tuesday
Happy Hump Day…May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table. Wednesday
Today is mature Monday. I’m leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age. Monday

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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