Lance: You must’ve not took your vitamins today because you look like you’re lacking in vitamin me
Keith: You must be a masterpiece because I want to pin you up against the wall and admire you
Shiro: If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you, then I’d only have one dollar because you have never left my mind
Pidge: Are you my appendix? Because I have no idea how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Hunk: You remind me of the sun because you always brighten up my world
Coran: Spell me. (You: M-E) You forgot the D.(You: But.. There’s no D in me) NOT YET
Allura: I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
Lotor: I’m good at math, okay? U + I = 69, and the value of I is 59 because U are a 10
Author: Yeah, nooo I’m not doing Slav :joy::joy:
To be expected I’m sure… Comments aside though, the video got a laugh out of me.
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?” “Technically modern birds are dinosaurs.”
In which Lance uses bad pick-up lines and Keith is oblivious.
The first time was in the rec room. Keith was studying a map he had found in one of the Castle’s many rooms when Lance slid onto the couch next to him. Keith ignored him; maybe he would go away if he wasn’t given any attention.
“You should tie your shoes.” Keith slowly raised his head at the comment, glancing over at the blue paladin. Lance was smirking at him, one eyebrow raised. Keith’s forehead creased in confusion.
“What?” “I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
That explanation did nothing to help Keith’s confusion. If anything, it just made it worse.
“Lance, I wear boots. They don’t have any laces.”
The smile faded almost instantly from Lance’s face, a mildly baffled expression replacing it.
“Wait, wha- That’s not what I was…”
“And why would I be falling for anyone, anyway?” Keith questioned further. “I don’t just fall because someone wants me to, unless they knock me down.”
Lance rolled his eyes, standing up.
“You know what? Never mind. Forget I even said anything.”
Keith tried to go back to studying the map as Lance left the room, but he couldn’t concentrate.Something about what Lance had said bothered him,But he didn’t know why.
Why did Lance want him to fall?
“Of course you’d know something like that. I thought Pidge was the token nerd on this team!”
“Literally right behind you,” Pidge spoke up, pA$$ing the two paladins without so much as a backwards glance.
“Oh, come off it, Pidge, you know you’re proud of that S#xle!” Lance called after them. Pidge’s only response was to raise their middle finger as they walked away. “I’m telling Shiro you did that!”
Lance glared after Pidge for a few seconds, as if to let the threat sink in, before looking at Keith.
“Are birds seriously dinosaurs?” he asked.
“According to scientists, they are.” Keith still wasn’t sure what the point of this conversation was, or why he was continuing it. Lance’s shoulders slumped in defeat.
“Aw, man. There’s one I can never use again…”
One what he could never use again? Whatever it was, Lance was clearly disappointed by it.
“But, hey. On the bright side, you were actually right about something for once.” Keith awkwardly patted Lance’s shoulder, unsure of what else to do. “Uh, good job, Lance.”
He could feel Lance staring at him as he walked away. Keith didn’t often feel self-conscious, but with Lance’s gaze on his back, he couldn’t help but feel as though he had said something wrong. Again.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.