Vikings Chivalry Pick Up Lines To Take You in Medieval Time!

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Hey, Princess, you wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?
You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?
Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.
If I were that horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
Dost thou practice safe hex?
What a fine gown you’re wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Dost thou know? That chasS#xy belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?
Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!
Don’t believe the rumours you’ve heard… the Bubonic plague didn’t affect my important organs.
You won’t believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you…the fate of England depends is on it!!
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
It’s not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
I’ve been VERY NAUGHTY. You’ll have to put me in the stocks and…er…PUNISH me, now won’t you?
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I’m walking on!
Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.
Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?
Your chasS#xy belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
I’m really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have S#x with frogs?
You look like a maiden in distress, why don’t I save you?
My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it.
Would you care to see my longsword in action?
I seem to have lost my S#x slave, can I borrow you for a bit?
If I were a horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.
I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m’lady.
Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?
You wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?
Milady, it’s not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within.
It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
I have the key to your chasS#xy belt and you have the key to my heart.
What a fine set of chalices you have.
I am sorry handsome knight, but you are to late. I’m , don’t you think I got a locksmith by this point?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight.
My drawbridge is locked until I find someone who has the proper treasure to pay their way in.
You should be glad I’m not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.
When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren’t the only things that got stretched.
What’s a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
They don’t call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.
I’d rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
My that’s a fine set of chalices you have there.
Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!
What’s a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?