Girl, you set my heart atwitter and also my peπ!s.
I could read your random thoughts all night long.
You are like a candy bar: half tweet and half nuts.
You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
My love for you is like the twitterverse…neverending!!
If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of 140love.
You’re so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk
Twitter needs a fire department, because you’re smokin’!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?
At this exact moment I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were tweeting for me.
Are you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Your tweets look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
I wouldn’t trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk’s.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line
I just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how tweet you look.
Be my date and I’ll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.
Are you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see!
I hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.
If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!
Giant Twitter Bird (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.
Hey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
Girl you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!
So, what do you do for a living besides all the men so twitterpated?
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Twitterlicious”!
Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my twitterverse.
Every breath you take… every tweet you make… I’ll be following you.
I’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.
I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I’m here to apply!
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Twitter tonight
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you’re seeing this tweet, I <3 you.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee tweeting for you.
Girl you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Kim Kardashian.
Every breath you take… every tweet you make… I’ll be following you.
I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
I usually don’t follow the first night but for you I’ll make an exception.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.
I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been tweeting for!
You must be in a wrong place… the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.
Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it’s so far away from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?
Tweet your mother ‘thank you’ for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.
Babe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
If you go out with me, I promise I’ll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
Are your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.
I usually don’t follow someone on the first night, but for you I’ll make an exception.
It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
I usually don’t follow someone on the first night, but for you I’ll make an exception.
If I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Hey, I just followed you… and this is crazy… but follow me back… so I can DM you baby!
You can tweet on a building, you can tweet in a tree, but baby, the best way to tweet is to tweet with me.
Let’s tumblr back to myspace baby… I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook… Pininterest?
If you were a tweet, I’d favorite you, but I wouldn’t retweet you. I don’t want to share you with anyone else.
Oh can’t you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I’ll be following you.
Wanna come over to my place for Throwback Thursday? You get it on, and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.
You are so wonderful, I’d “follow” you anywhere: from the desert to the sea… to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.
U are so beautiful and smart that I’m totally lovestruck. I don’t have enough characters to write u a love poem, so would u settle for a fu?
What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name’s Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.