Your search is over, here I am.
Nice legs! What time do they open?
What would you like for breakfast?
You are an oasis in my desert of life.
Do you sleep on your chest? No? May I?
You don’t sweat much for such a fat lA$$.
Hey, baby! Grab your coat. You’re pulled!
Do you sleep on your chest? Mind if I do?
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight!
Have you got a map? I get lost in your eyes.
I’d love to see how you look when I’m naked!
Remember my name; you’ll be screaming it soon!
You know, if I were you, I’d have S#x with me!
Hey, baby! Wanna take a walk on the wild side?
Perhaps you don’t know me? My name is Mr Right.
How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?
Take a tip from me; or, take it all, if you can.
I’d love to wake up next to you tomorrow morning.
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?
How’d you like to see your feet in my car’s mirrors?
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
Join me on the couch and I’ll plump up your cushions.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in!
Do you have any Scot in you? No? Would you like some?
Hey, baby! Didn’t we go to different schools together?
What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Are your parents retarded? ‘Cause you sure are special!
If a man is what he eats, then I could beyou by morning!
You know, if I’m not in bed by 11, I’ll have to go home.
Excuse me. Would you like toast for breakfast or just me?
Baby, I’m gonna make you so hot you’ll come away with a tan!
If you and I were squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole!
Are you a screen door, ’cause I could bang you all day long!
Come to me, Lady, and let me slay you with my sword of love.
Do you go for casual S#x or would you prefer me to dress up?
Do you have room in your handbag for the keys to my Porsche?
You’re hot, I’m cool. Let’s get together and even things out.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Hello, gorgeous. Would you like to know where I got this suit?
Have you tried the margarita in this club? It’s hot, like you!
Hello. I’m Mr. Right. Someone told me you were looking for me!
Baby, I’m an American Express lover: don’t go home without me!
Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?
If you think my medallion is big, wait till you see my joystick.
Your dad’s a thief; he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Is there a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them!
Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
[looking at own crotch] Well, baby… it’s not going to suck itself!
Hey, baby! M y c0©k is leaving this club in ten minutes. Be on it!
So, honey, is that a ladder in your tights or my stairway to heaven?
Hey, baby! How’d you like a smoothie like me to show you a good time?
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!
Hey, baby! Grab the remote control, dial a pizza, and let’s get naked!
If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Hi!! I’m Larry, I’m a big Bee Gees fan! Say: “How Deep Is Yours, Love?”
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my telephone number. Can I borrow yours?
Your dress looks great on you, but it’d look better on my bedroom floor!
Would you like a drink, baby? Yes? Well, then let’s have it at my place.
Congratulations, you’ve just won the keys to the city and I’m your guide.
Want to come over to my place for pizza and S#x? No? You don’t like pizza?
Hey, baby! Did you know your body is 95% water? Lucky for you I’m thirsty.
Hey, baby! Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and I’ll raise the stake!
Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon!
Hello, darling. Like a 20-ton polar bear, I thought that would break the ice
Hey, baby! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Here’s 10p, phone your mum up and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.
Well, hello my pie-eyed saucy little skyscraper. Tonight is your lucky night.
Is that a ladder in your tights or shall I slither up your stairway to heaven?
Hi, my name’s Larry, Lovable Larry to my friends. Do you want to be my friend?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” next to each other.
Your body reminds me of satin sheets: smooth, sensuous and soft to lie on in bed
Hey, baby! How about coming back to my place and turn my software into hardware?
I bet you’ve seen a lot of accidents because guys must fall for you all the time!
Tonight’s sky must be empty, because all of the stars are sparkling in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
Hey, baby! I’ll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off you in 30 seconds!
Hey, baby! How about you and me going clubbing; and I don’t mean baby seals!! Ha-Ha!!
Of all the chairs, in all the bars, in all the world, and you have to sit next to mine.
I can’t find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room!
Hey, baby! Fancy popping back to my place? I’m positive something interesting will pop up!
Hello, I think I may be having the best dream of my life! Would you kiss me to prove me wrong?
Evening, petty officer. Would you like to erect my mast and sail off on a naughty-cal evening?
I’m a computer nerd and I’d love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.
I’ve got the looks, body, money, personality and clA$$ and I’m willing to share it all with you.
How’d you like to come back to my place to see my collection of martial (or is that marital) aids?
Man: “Fat Penguin!” Woman: “What?” Man: “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!”
Hey, baby! Could you help me? You see, I’ve lost my phone number and wondered if I could have yours?
Hey, baby! There’s something big going on around here and I mean to give you the thrill of your life.
Well, if you’re not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question.
Hi there, my name is Larry; Larry Laffer. What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
I like your legs so much I’m going to name one Christmas and one New Year’s. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?
I’ve had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Did ya know that a girl’s best friends are her legs? But, remember: there comes a time when even the best of friends must part.
We may only be ships that pA$$ in the night. But should we meet again in fifty years, we’ll still remember our one night together.
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.
If you could have a date with anyone and go anywhere, where and with whom would you go? Well, would you like to settle for a runner-up?