[Top 30] Clock,Watch Pick Up Lines That Are Right On Time!

by Annie Rosy

Do you have the time?
I’m easy like Sunday morning.
Can I adjust your body clock?
When I’m with you, time disappears.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
[Top 30] Clock,Watch Pick Up Lines That Are Right On Time!
[Top 30] Clock,Watch Pick Up Lines That Are Right On Time!
My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?
Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.
You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.
Do you have the time? Because I’ve got the place!
I lost an hour of time. Can I borrow one of yours?
Come back to my place so I can lose sleep over you.
When I met you, my heart skipped a beat and an hour.
The days aren’t the only thing that just got longer.
I didn’t change my clocks so that I could get behind you.
If looks could count for a minute, you’d be a pretty long day!
I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.
Let’s do it at 2 a.m. and I’ll rock your world till 3:03, baby.
Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
I’m a fotune teller and I predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
If we’re going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.
Have you got the time? [Gives the time] Cool, so you have a watch, I’ll be here at 8, don’t be late.
[Ask a woman for the time]. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I metYou.
That’s a nice watch. [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
When im eighty, I’ll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I layed eyes on you.
Guy to a girl: What time do you have to be at work in the morning?
Girl answers: 8 am
Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7 am

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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