Archive : Smooth Pick Up Lines

[Top 100] British Chat Up Lines and One Liners For Slang Romance !

Your search is over, here I am. Nice legs! What time do they open? What would you like for breakfast? You are an oasis in my desert of life. Do you sleep on your chest? No? May I? How’d’ya fancy going halves on a bast@rd?...... [read more]

[Top 300] Quirky Pick Up Lines That are a bit Unusual!

What’s on the menu? Me-n-U You’re my favorite weakness. You should be someone’s wife. How was heaven when you left it? You’re so cute it’s distracting! Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam! Be unique and different, say yes. Is it hot in here or is...... [read more]

[Top 400] Texting Pick Up Lines & Messages to Flirt With Your Crush!

On The Phone She/He says: “Hold on” What’s on the menu? Me-n-U You’re my favorite weakness. Where do you hide your wings? You should be someone’s wife. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam! How was heaven when you left it? You’re so cute it’s distracting!...... [read more]

[Top 400] Sarcastic Pick Up Lines For Those Who Understand Sarcasm!

Fancy a f#ck? Let’s just f#ck. I’m hard. You wet? Show me your pu$$y! Wow! Are those real? Wanna Job? It Blows! Do you C^m here, often? Nice shoes, wanna f#ck? Wanna see my third leg? Nice legs, lets eat out. Wanna f#ck like bunnies?...... [read more]

[Top 50] Pickup Lines About How to Compliment a Girl’s Smile!

So you floss! Love your smile. Smile if you want me! Smile if you’re S#xy! Show me your overbite. Is that smile patented? Our smiles should touch now. Your smile is like sunshine. Smile, it can’t be that bad. The Sun turns pale at...... [read more]

[Top 125] Subtle Pick Up Lines -They Just Might Work

Excuse me, Heynice asymptote. Didn’t I do your sister? Hey baby, what’s your sine? Nice hair, wanna mess it up? Can I explore your mean value? Honey, you’re sweeter than pi. Be unique and different, say yes. Save water, shower with a friend! I’ve been...... [read more]

[Top 30] Wife Father Husband Related Pick Up Lines

Who’s your daddy? You are my daddy. I’m looking for Mrs. Right. Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day Care for some afternoon delight? I want to bear all your children. Do you still work or are you retired? Happy Father’s Day. Can I call you “Daddy”? I have...... [read more]

[Top 50] Can I get Your Number? Pick Up Lines!

Can I even get a fake number? Thanks for you number, mines 69. I lost my number, can I have yours! I lost my number, can I have yours?? Its just thatyour numbers not in it. Hey i lost my number can i burrow yours?...... [read more]

[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Poetry lovers!

Can you lend me your smile? I am bowled over your looks. Would you mind lending me your heart? Would you mind coming over for a coffee? If beauty were time, you would be forever. For you I can be a knight in shining armor....... [read more]

[Top 80] Ratchet Pick Up Lines

I have good credit I’m Lil Wayne B!t¢h I got some suga for ya Damn you got a big A S S !! Lemme borrow that number girl That weave is out of this world. I claim you in the name of JESUS! I’m digging...... [read more]