[Top 100] Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines 1

[Top 100] Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines

Your scooter or mine? Hey, you still breathing? Your hospice bed or mine? Wanna try out my new hip? Your Nursing home or mine? My van has a wheelchair lift. So, what was your name again? Break my hip, not my heart… You don’t look...

[Top 20] Feminism Jokes Only Feminist Will Understand 2

[Top 20] Feminism Jokes Only Feminist Will Understand

Feminism is my second favourite F-WORD. Pro-Choice. Pro- Feminism. Pro-Cats. Feminism is not feminism unless it’s Intersectional. Sorry If my feminism ruins your S#xist jokes. Lol no I’m not. Misoygny isn’t a system , that’s systematic S#xism.Misandry is real. ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN:-Little Black...

[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Poetry lovers! 3

[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Poetry lovers!

Can you lend me your smile? I am bowled over your looks. Would you mind lending me your heart? Would you mind coming over for a coffee? If beauty were time, you would be forever. For you I can be a knight in shining armor....

[Top 30] Philosophy Pick Up Lines! 4

[Top 30] Philosophy Pick Up Lines!

“It’s not you, it’s me.” Picture this, my balls in your mouth. You and me baby ‘aint nothin’ but mammals… Would you like to join me for a martini/glA$$ of water? Let’s go back to my place and put an end to metaphysics. And Kant...

[Top 100] Aggressive Pick Up Lines 5

[Top 100] Aggressive Pick Up Lines

“Wanna Fu©k like bunnies?” “I’m Asian, so I’ll eat your cat.” “May I pleasure you with my tongue?” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “S#x is a killer … want to die happy?” “Will you marry me for just one night?” “What time do...

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