Archive : Occupation

[Top 30] Philosophy Pick Up Lines!

“It’s not you, it’s me.” Picture this, my balls in your mouth. You and me baby ‘aint nothin’ but mammals Would you like to join me for a martini/glA$$ of water? Let’s go back to my place and put an end to metaphysics. And Kant...... [read more]

[Top 50] Economy Economist Pick Up Lines

Bottom up or top down? Take my stimulus package! Supply equals demand,baby. reap the private (benefit). I’ll maximize your utility. can increase our mutual payoff.a It’s OK baby…I’m a price taker. Being your prisoner is no dilemma. Now those are some tang... [read more]

[Top 50] Ballet Dancer Pick Up Lines

Don’t make me go SOLO! Is your leotard tight? I’ve got a great extension. Do you want a dance four eyes? I’ve developpèd a crush on you. People who dance need vitamin-C. I’ll rondversé with you any day. Why don’t we changement numbers. How do...... [read more]

Best Cyclist Pick Up Lines To Try On Riders!

Nice frame. I WHEELIE like you. Your pace or mine? Want to get anaerobic? I believe in riding with protection.(looking at a helmet) Want to come over and borrow my chain whip? Can I make you a recovery drink? You are going to need it....... [read more]

Best Waitress Bartender Pick Up Lines To Use In A Bar!

You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me? Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes? My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time. You brought me lunch, can I...... [read more]

Best Tattoo Pick Up Lines That Always Work!

A form of body modification where a design is made by inserting ink, dyes and pigments, either indelible or temporary, into the dermis layer of the skin to change the pigment.... [read more]

Best Lifeguard Beach Poolside Pick Up Lines

One who maintains the safety of the patrons in and around the pool,beach and water activities.... [read more]

Best Backyard Homestead Pick Up Lines

Speaking of raised beds You don’t look so baaaad standing there with all those goats. Do you prefer Merlot or Cabernet? Because I think we should start making our own wine. Your organic garden or mine? Are you as loud as your chickens? Want to...... [read more]

Best Farming and Garden Themed Pick Up Lines

Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering. I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours? Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]? What do you do in your off season? I’d love to do a vegetable...... [read more]

Best Magic Pick Up Lines to Mesmerize Your Date!

I’ll be like W:H, when I pull your love from my eye.. I’ll be like Aaron fisher, where you are the only one I will hug with my two arms. like chris kenner, you are my missing link. where I bottom deal you from all...... [read more]