Archive : Nerd

[Top 30] Google and Search Engine Pick Up Lines

You defragment my life. Baby, you overclock my processor. Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404. You’re hotter then the bottom of my laptop. Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port? Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you...... [read more]

Best Clever Cunning Pick Up Lines

I’m inFATuated with you! You are the Obi-Wan for me. I want you to be my emergency contact person If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS Even the sun is jealous of the way you...... [read more]

[Top 50] Bookworm Pick Up Lines For Literature Lovers!

Charles D!¢Kens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them. Are you Five People? ‘Cause I just met you, and I’m in Heaven. As I Lay Dyingmy biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are. I wanna do Wild Things...... [read more]

Geeky and Nerdy Pick Up Lines For Computer Geeks!

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. You make my software turn into hardware! Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your A$$ is refreshing. You had me at...... [read more]

[Top 50] Nerdy Pick Up Lines for Computer Geeks!

Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded… You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element. Baby,... [read more]

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