Archive : Funny Pick Up Lines

[Top 150] Supermarket,Grocery,Shopping Mall Related Pick Up Lines!

Can I help you? Let’s get dirty. Them: “Why’s that?” Isn’t it tuber time? What a huge eggplant. How early do you rise? Clean up in Aisle BVD! Are those melons fresh? This selection is nuts. These plums are so soft. Want to cross pollinate?...... [read more]

[Top 100] Sugar Pick Up Lines For Diabetics!

“Your meter or mine?” How was Heaven when you left it? “Hey girl, I bet you’re my type.” “With you around, I never feel low” Your so sweet, your giving me cavaties I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you Are you an...... [read more]

[Top 50] WiFi Pick Up Lines For Computer Geeks

You auto-complete me. Nice Set of Floppies! Your homepage or mine? Want to see my Red Hat? I’d switch to emacs for you. Need me to unzip your files? You had me at “Hello World.” You are the Apple of my i-Mac. You totally spiked...... [read more]

[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Poetry lovers!

Can you lend me your smile? I am bowled over your looks. Would you mind lending me your heart? Would you mind coming over for a coffee? If beauty were time, you would be forever. For you I can be a knight in shining armor....... [read more]

[Top 80] Ratchet Pick Up Lines

I have good credit I’m Lil Wayne B!t¢h I got some suga for ya Damn you got a big A S S !! Lemme borrow that number girl That weave is out of this world. I claim you in the name of JESUS! I’m digging...... [read more]

[Top 50] Emoji Pick Up Lines

Planetary (Go..) out with me. Three Two One, I came to fk. Imma Gerard my Way into your pants. Come clean me off, I’m so dirty babe. Wanna trade mix tapes? Let’s blast Destroya together in my room. Why don’t you blow me- a kiss...... [read more]

[Top 100] Did You Fart? Funny And Stupid Pick Up Lines !

Blow me you fat ugly hoe I put the std in stupid. Save a strawSuck A D!¢K. Don’t be so picky. I wasn’t! Long story short I have money! Debit or credit for those S#xs? You’re ugly but you intrigue me. You MUST have a...... [read more]

[Top 40] CPR Pick Up Lines

Your bus or mine? You have acute angina. You’ve got beautiful veins Wanna join the code 3 club? Wanna play ‘Doctor’, Doctor? Baby, you make me vasodilate! We are prepared for any rhythm We always come when we are called You make my dopamine levels...... [read more]

[Top 50] Eyes Pick Up Lines & Compliments!

Your eyes have touched my soul I can see forever in your eyes. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. You got something on your chest: my eyes When I look into your eyes, I see an ocean Your eyes are as blue as...... [read more]

[Top 50] Space and Astronomy Pick Up Lines – Perfect for Astronauts!

Nice asteroids. Care to experience some thrust? Baby you make my telescope expand. My space ship is ready. Wanna ride? I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way? Hey girl! Let me orbit around that A$$. My pants are approaching escape velocity. How about you..... [read more]

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