Archive : Einstein Pick Up Lines

[Top 50] Einstein Pick Up Lines and Jokes

Your lab bench, or mine? Let’s exchange fermions! Top quark or bottom quark? You and Me = Grand Unification What’s your resonance frequency? I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum. Can I have your significant digits? Wanna couple our equations tonight? You’re ... [read more]

[Top 50] Physics Pick Up Lines For Science Nerds and Geeks!

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm. I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?..... [read more]