Dentist Pick Up Lines in 2022

by Annie Rosy

In need of a cheesy pick-up line for your next dentist appointment? Look no further! We've got you covered with some of the best lines to help you win over your dentist. Whether you're looking for a way to break the ice or just hoping to score a free toothbrush, these lines are sure to get the job done. So, put on your smile and give them a try!

Dirty Dentist Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines are funny, cheesy, and often (unfortunately) effective. But what happens when you take a dirty dentist pick up line and use it on an unsuspecting victim? Well, read on to find out! These hilariously inappropriate pick up lines are sure to get a laugh - but maybe not the reaction you were hoping for. So choose your victims wisely, and enjoy!

Dirty Dentist Pick Up Lines
Dirty Dentist Pick Up Lines

Widen up a bit.

It's time to probe your gaps.

Looks like you've got a sweet tooth.

Wanna get drilled?

Can you feel this?

You're drooling a bit.

I need to fill your cavities.

You've got a great smile.

I want to melt in your mouth

suck on this for just a second.

Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Sêmên contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.

Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile.

It's time to probe your gaps.

You must be a dentist, because I can't smile without you.

You're so sweet that I'm getting a toothache just looking at you.

You're a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth.

Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?

Stick your tongue out farther for me.

I'm like a dentist, I'll drill you and fill you.

Your enamel is not the only thing that's hard.

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Suck on this for just a second.

Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

I'm gonna drill you so hard that you'll be sore for a week.

Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Are you a dentist? Because you're so sweet I'm getting cavities!

Aye babe! Wanna get drilled?

Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?

He S#xy! I'm gonna drill you so hard that you'll bleed.

Hello there little lady, Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

Hey baby, I'm a dentist. Why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you'd be superfine.

Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!

Hey girl! Sêmên contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you..

I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.

I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.

I'm like a dentist, I'll drill you and fill you.

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.

Stick your tongue out farther for me.

Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!

Suck on this for just a second.

The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

Would you like me to teach you how to floss?

You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist.

You sure have white teeth, you must brush them! (Redneck)

You're so sweet. I'm getting a toothache just looking at you.

You've a nice smile. Can I be your dentist?

Your a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth.

Your gums looks sensitive. Let me stab them with this prison shank.

Your teeth are like stars. Slightly yellow and very far apart.

I've got a cavity in my heart, maybe you can fill it

Let's play dentist, first I knock you out then I fill all your cavities

This one is amazing, can you use this OP

5 out of 5 dentists recommend my white paste.

You will have the whitest i have ever come across.

You look so sweet I wana just eat you up. But I won't cos I know there are other ways to pay you a visit.

I have a cavity that needs to be filled, and I'm guessing you have a couple to fill too

So nice to see you again. I actually looked forward to coming in today.

6 months recall? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

It was great seeing you again, this was the highlight of my day/week.How about coffee sometime?..

Any chance of catching you for coffee sometime?

Me use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?

I like the scenery from here (with a smile).

You've got a great smile.

Stick your tongue out farther for me.

Would you like me to teach you how to floss?

Dentist Pick Up Lines Reddit

Dentist Pick Up Lines Reddit
Dentist Pick Up Lines Reddit

As you can see, dentists have a lot of ammunition when it comes to pickup lines. So if you're looking for a date, why not go see your local dentist? You never know what might happen.

If you're looking for some inspiration, here are some of our favourites:

1) "I'm not really interested in dentistry, but I am interested in you."

2) "I bet you have a really sharp tongue. Want to see?"

3) "I'm not sure what it is about dentists, but they just seem to have the best pickup lines."

4) "Do you want to see my drill?"

5) "I'm not sure if I should be flirting with you or getting dental work done."

6) "I bet you can't wait to get your hands on me."

7) "My dentist says I need more calcium. Do you have any milk?"

8) "Are you sure you're not a dentist? Because you're definitely making my teeth hurt."

9) "I'm not sure if I should kiss you or brush my teeth."

10) "I'd love to get to know you better. Would you like to see my X-rays?"

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Conclusion on Dental, Teeth Pick Up Lines For a Future Dentist!

Dentists are the new hotness. They're smart, they make a lot of money, and they know how to work with their hands (which is apparently a turn on for some people). So it makes sense that when it comes time to find someone to date, many people would consider dating a dentist. But what do you say to them? Do you go in for the kill and ask them out right away? Or do you take a more subtle approach? If you're not sure what to say, don't worry - we've got you covered. We've put together a list of dental pickup lines that are sure to score you points with your crush.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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