Archive : Chemistry Pick Up Lines

[Top 50] Elements Pick Up Lines

ause I want to date you.” Want to be my substrate/enzyme? Hey baby, want to form a zygote? I want to stick to u like glue-cose. I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria! If I was a...... [read more]

[Top 60] Vitamin Pick Up Lines

Must be taken orally. Pharmacists Rx rated. You’re so pharma-cute-ical! How about Pen G and Plan B? I’m a certified drug dealer. Reasons to date a pharmacist: I have all sorts of protection You will want no subsS#xution. Pharmacists are patient lovers. Ta... [read more]

[Top 30] Geology Geologist Pick Up Lines

You rock my world. I really dig you ! Is that a pick axe in your pocket? I knew you were rubble when you walked in. Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage? You’re...... [read more]

[Top 50] Physics Pick Up Lines For Science Nerds and Geeks!

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm. I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?..... [read more]