Archive : Best Pick Up Lines

[Top 400] Sarcastic Pick Up Lines For Those Who Understand Sarcasm!

Fancy a f#ck? Let’s just f#ck. I’m hard. You wet? Show me your pu$$y! Wow! Are those real? Wanna Job? It Blows! Do you C^m here, often? Nice shoes, wanna f#ck? Wanna see my third leg? Nice legs, lets eat out. Wanna f#ck like bunnies?...... [read more]

[Top 20] Opera Pick Up Lines Good and Bad!

Do you Bach here Offen? You must be an icy Chinese princess because I’m losing my head over you. Howdja like to be listed in my own personal “Catalogue aria”? Hey – wanna dress up as my maid and make out? I’ve got a hundred...... [read more]

[Top 30] Wife Father Husband Related Pick Up Lines

Who’s your daddy? You are my daddy. I’m looking for Mrs. Right. Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day Care for some afternoon delight? I want to bear all your children. Do you still work or are you retired? Happy Father’s Day. Can I call you “Daddy”? I have...... [read more]

[Top 50] WiFi Pick Up Lines For Computer Geeks

You auto-complete me. Nice Set of Floppies! Your homepage or mine? Want to see my Red Hat? I’d switch to emacs for you. Need me to unzip your files? You had me at “Hello World.” You are the Apple of my i-Mac. You totally spiked...... [read more]

[Top 100] Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines

Your scooter or mine? Hey, you still breathing? Your hospice bed or mine? Wanna try out my new hip? Your Nursing home or mine? My van has a wheelchair lift. So, what was your name again? Break my hip, not my heart You don’t look...... [read more]

[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Poetry lovers!

Can you lend me your smile? I am bowled over your looks. Would you mind lending me your heart? Would you mind coming over for a coffee? If beauty were time, you would be forever. For you I can be a knight in shining armor....... [read more]

[Top 30] Good Night Pick Up Lines

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay! Your shirt needs to go, yet you can remain! Touch me now, since I think I am imagining! Touch me now, because I think I am dreaming! You know, you don’t even need a penny for...... [read more]

[Top 30] Bro Brother Pick Up Lines

What am I? What is a bro? What is anything? Where am I? What’s going on? They don’t call me Super for nothing. -You’re still awesome as always, Bro!! “Damn thing must be ten minutes fast” Not tonight? Okay, sorry to bother you. I’d rather...... [read more]

[Top 70] Pick Up Lines That Are Appropriate at Times!

I’m asian so I’ll eat your cat Do you like raisins? How about a date? Smile, if you want to have S#x with me. I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down. I lost my phone number can i borrow yours? Call me leaves,...... [read more]

[Top 30] Sky Rim Pick Up Lines

I bet you come with lots of perks. Are you able to hold my dragon bone? Every little thing you do is Magicka! Is that an Amulet of Mara you’re wearing? I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will. I hope you like things...... [read more]

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