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[Top 30] Puppy Pick Up Lines For Dog Lovers!

I know exactly where you live. They call me the mailman, because I always deliver. Is that a tracking number? How about a phone number? We would go great together like envelope and letter. Are you a postage stamp? Let me lick ya before I...... [read more]

[Top 50] Wolf Werewolf Pick Up Lines

The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf! “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!” What do you call a lumberjack wolf? A timber wolf! What did...... [read more]

[Top 40] Harambe Pick Up Lines and Jokes -Gorilla Humor!

That’s almost too accurate Oh. OH. That’s Fu©king clever. I never heard that one before. He just wants to Monkey Around. Damn, these are getting smarter. Because I want to drop a baby in you. He’s just a pool boy from a pool family How...... [read more]

[Top 70] Rabbit Bunny Pick Up Lines

Wanna Multiply? You’re a good egg. You’re not Jewish, are you? I could never PA$$over you. I’m in the mood to multiply. You put the cream in my eggs. Ever get it on with a rodent? Easter! I hardly even knew her. I’m on a...... [read more]

[Top 40+] Cat, Kitty Puns And Pick Up Lines- To Make You Meaow!

Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you. Tail me you love me Dinner and a mewvie? Where have you been all my lives? Show me some catnip. We’d make the purrfect couple Can you take me to the vet, because you...... [read more]

Top 75+Dog Pick Up Lines for Animal Lovers!

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat? I came here looking for a little tail. I am looking for a leash-free relationship. Come on, don’t make me beg! Sniff my butS#x’s the quickest way to my heart. You had me at ruff....... [read more]

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