Archive : Animal Pick Up Lines

[Top 50] Zoo, Zookeeper Pick Up Lines – Use These at the Zoo!

“Oh, look at this one! Ain’t she a beauty?” I’m gonna poke it with a stick! Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’ve got a nasty plan for you. “Are you a termite? Cause’ you are about to have a mouth full of wood” All...... [read more]

[Top 50] Turtle Pick Up Lines To Make You Feel Lazy!

I’d stick my neck out for you. (Turtle) I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle) What did the pig say to the turtle? I’m boared What do you call a famous turtle? A shellebrity. What do turtles use to communicate? A shellphone!...... [read more]

[Top 30] Puppy Pick Up Lines For Dog Lovers!

I know exactly where you live. They call me the mailman, because I always deliver. Is that a tracking number? How about a phone number? We would go great together like envelope and letter. Are you a postage stamp? Let me lick ya before I...... [read more]

[Top 30] Sheep Pick Up Lines That Are Baaaaaa!

Q: Where do sheep go when they die.A: To the baa baa que. What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?The baaaackstroke! Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable. Q: Where do sheeps take a bath? A: In a baaaa-th tub! Q: What do you...... [read more]

[Top 50] Wolf Werewolf Pick Up Lines

The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf! “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!” What do you call a lumberjack wolf? A timber wolf! What did...... [read more]

[Top 80+] Llama Alpaca Pick Up Lines,Puns,Jokes To Use On Hilly People!

Q: What did the llama say to his friend? A: Is your mama a llama? Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas? A: llamanated Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass? A: Nice knawing you! Q: What...... [read more]

[Top 40] Harambe Pick Up Lines and Jokes -Gorilla Humor!

That’s almost too accurate Oh. OH. That’s Fu©king clever. I never heard that one before. He just wants to Monkey Around. Damn, these are getting smarter. Because I want to drop a baby in you. He’s just a pool boy from a pool family How...... [read more]

Giraffe Puns, Jokes and Pick Up lines!

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? A Turtle-Neck. Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?A: A twelve-foot toothbrush. Q: What did...... [read more]

[Top 50] Toad Frog Pick Up Lines!

What do frogs drink?Hot croako! What do toads drink? -a-cola! What do drunk toads play?Hop-scotch How do frogs die?They kermit suicide! What is a frogs favorite time?Leap Year! What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus! How do you make frog legs?In a croak... [read more]

[Top 70] Rabbit Bunny Pick Up Lines

Wanna Multiply? You’re a good egg. You’re not Jewish, are you? I could never PA$$over you. I’m in the mood to multiply. You put the cream in my eggs. Ever get it on with a rodent? Easter! I hardly even knew her. I’m on a...... [read more]

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