[Top 50] Yo Mama So Statist Jokes

by Maria Line

Yo momma’s so statist she tips at the DMV.
Yo mama so statist, she loves paying income taxes.
Yo mama’s so statist she tells you who to vote for.
Yo mamma so statist she thinks the UN invented food.
Yo mama’s so statist she wire taps the baby monitor.
Yo mama’s so statist you went to summer camp at FEMA.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks the US is a democracy.
[Top 50] Yo Mama So Statist Jokes
[Top 50] Yo Mama So Statist Jokes
Yo mama so statist she pasteurizes her own breast milk.
Yo mama’s so statist she only hires licensed baby sitters.
Yo mama so statist she’s believes her health care is “FREE.”
Yo mama’s so statist, she makes you register your NERF Guns.
Yo mama so statist, she calls her Welfare Check “her Salary.”
Yo mama’s so statist, she charged you a carbon tax for farting.
Yo mama’s so statist she bcc’s the NSA when she sends you email.
Yo mama’s so statist she organized the Home School Teachers Union.
Yo mama’s so statist she makes you redeem meal vouchers for dinner.
Yo mama’s so statist she makes you pay taxes on your lemonade stand.
Yo mama’s so statist she made you buy a license to feed the goldfish.
Yo mama’s so statist she canceled her cellphone to get an obama phone.
Yo momma so statist, she thinks the key to freedom is more government.
Yo mama’s so statist she limited your Nerf Gun ammo to under 10 rounds.
Yo mama’s so statist she named you Lehman and your brother Freddie Mac.
Yo mama’s so statist, she named her children Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac.
Yo mama’s so statist she confiscated your Halloween candy as contraband.
Yo mama’s so statist you can’t play with legos without a building permit.
Yo mama’s so statist she bombs her neighbors because they envy her freedom
Yo mama so statist that she loves to leave her chains on after kinky loving.
Yo mama’s so statist she hung a stop sign on the way out of your bedroom door.
Yo mama’s so statist she’s got a mini quadrotor drone that follows you around.
Yo mama’s so statist she taxed your allowance and gave it to the neighbors kid.
Yo mama’s so statist she called the cops when you refused to wipe your own A$$.
Yo mama’s so statist she makes you get bonded & insured before climbing a tree.
Yo mama’s so statist she makes you get a fishing license for your backyard pond.
Yo mama’s so statist she grounded you whenever the neighbor’s kid got in trouble.
Yo momma’s so statist, she thinks the central bank is federal and it has reserves.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks that government gun control stops violent shootings.
Yo mama so statist that when she sits around the house, she declares eminent domain.
Yo mama’s so statist she transcribes and forwards all your conversations to the NSA.
Yo momma’s so statist, she broke every window in the house to stimulate the economy.
Yo mama’s so statist – turning your air guitar up to 11 results in a noise violation.
Yo mama’s so statist she made you mount catalytic converters on your electric trains.
Yo mama so statist, she wrote a thank you letter to BLM for saving the desert tortoise.
Yo mamma so statist she think the State legislature is a department of the Federal gov’t.
Yo mama’s so statist, she tells you to move to Somalia if you don’t want to sit in time-out.
Yo mama’s so statist she wouldn’t let you play with Legos without getting a building permit.
Yo mama’s so statist your allowance is used to pay property tax on your Fisher Price My 1st Farm.
Yo mama’s so statist she went and got her breast milk approved by the government before feeding you
Yo mama’s so statist she requires an environmental impact survey before you can build a sandcastle.
Yo mama’s so statist she confiscated your nerf hail fire becasuse shw clA$$ified it has high capacity.
Yo mama’s so statist, she had to get her breast milk approved by the FDA before she would feed it to you.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks the 2nd amendment means you can only carry a firearm while being a member of the National Guard.
Yo mama’s so statist that she taxes your allowance so she can pay down the debt on the loan she took out to pay you an allowance.

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