Captain … Can you tell me the story of origin of pedobear.. (seriously)
What did the Tortoise say when she was dating the Sloth?“Let’s taake it sloooooow.”
I watched a GIF of a sloth for five minutes yesterday until I realized it was just an image.
What do sloths throw in winter? Slowballs
I watched a sloth eat a watch once. It was very time consuming
What do you call intelligent sloths? Slo-mo sapien
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
Ever heard the one about the sloth crossing the road? Never mind, it’d take too long.
Why didn’t the sloth go extinct? It didn’t plan on going anywhere.
When does a sloth go “moo”? When it is learning a new language!
A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk. After a long time and a lot of drinks, the bartender asks the sloth why he is there. The sloth replies, “I’m depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she’s already halfway through the kitchen.”
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a BB gun in one hand and a sloth in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss its butt and let it go.”
dashing throught the grass, i am coming for that a$$.
do you like subway, cause i gota foot long for you.
If you ever feel dumb,remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches ,then fell to their death.
Tough day, thats nice try being one of the 7 deadly sins.
go on.. i am listening..
I like to sleep a lot,so i have energy to sleep more.
A sloth could be chasing after you their whole life,guess what you would never even know it.lolzz
hey lana wana hear a joke? hey slothy Sure what’s up what’s lana spelled backwards…