[Top 200] Sit On My Face Pick Up Lines

[Top 200] Sit On My Face Pick Up Lines 1

Fancy a Fu©k?
Do you take Visa?
Do you C^m here, often?
Can I see your tan lines?
Do you take it up the A$$?
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
Excuse me, have I Fu©ked you yet?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille
Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Have this flower before I take yours
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…
Can you help me up? My D!¢K is too big.
Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Baby you’re a S#x crime waiting to happen.
Hey baby, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Hello. I have S#x on the first date. Do you?
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling pho you
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my D!¢K?
Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?
Are you in to Casual S#x or should I dress up?
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together
You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
Come here or my D!¢K will start C^mING for you!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Fu©k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Laura?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Do you like yoga? Because Yoganna love this D!¢K.
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you’ve got A$$ ma.
Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s have S#x.
Do you use an inhaler? Because you got A$$ssss ma.
Do you have a can opener? My D!¢K is about to pop.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m diggin’ that A$$!
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?
Does your pu$$y smell like fish because I like sushi
Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this D!¢K.
Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
Do you mind if I sit down cos Jamaican my heart race?
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I’ll stuff your crust.
You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls.
If I toss a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?
Are you from Mars because your A$$ is out of this world
Baby your bone structure is giving my “bone” structure.
Fu©k me, I’m beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Gurl, you make me wanna dive in the sea….. dat pus-sea.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Excuse me, I just $h!t in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Beauty is only skin deep; a huge c0©k goes much deeper.
Have you seen my enormous jar of “peπ!s Reducing Cream”?
Du ärjävligtvacker Translation: You’re Fu©king beautiful
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!
Excuse me, is it true that you’re a S#xual tyrannosaurus?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated 0rg@sm?
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
Do you have a beard on your pu$$y/A$$hole? (No.) Want one?
Happy hour’s over but it’s still going strong at my place.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No) Wink.
Have S#x with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Let’s play army. I’ll lie down and you can roll all over me
Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this D!¢K.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Ich bin ein tier im bett Translation: I am an animal in bed
Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you’re a fine pizza A$$.
Do you like jewels? (Yes/No) well, suck my D!¢K, it’s a gem.
Call me Chris Brown, because I’d hit that! (Look at her A$$)
Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you like duck meat? Then duck down here and get some meat.
Do you like Krispy Kreme, because I’m gonna glaze your donut.
Hey baby, I’m kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
As long as you need a place to sit, you’ll always have my face.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!
Do you like Alphabet soup…Because you gonna be choking on the D
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c0©k?
Do you like Kids? Because I’m about to make your mouth a daycare
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Is there wifi in here because I feel we have a strong connection
You can call me “The Fireman”… mainly because I turn the hoes on!
Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke alot on this D!¢K
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave them wet!
Baby!! My love for you is like Diarrhea. It just keeps coming out
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Do you like jalapeños? Because in a minute I’ll be jalapeño pu$$y.
Do you like pudding? Because I’ll be pudding this D!¢K in your A$$.
Guess what?! I’ve got an 8? tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
Hello, I’m biS#xual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get S#xual
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet A$$!
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Do you like Adele? Because I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
Do you handle chickens because you look like you’d be good with c0©ks
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
60% percent of the human body is made up of water and I’m very thirsty
Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a Fu©k…
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got ‘fine’ written all over you
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
Do you like Wendy’s? Because you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!
Having S#x is a lot like golf. I’m always happy when I get a hole in one.
Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a c0©k.
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Jag ska knullaskitenur dig Translation: I’m gonna Fu©k the $h!t out of you
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your b00ty is calling me.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glA$$es, one leg over each ear.
Do you like Ramen Noodles? Because I’ll be Rammin’ my noodle in you later.
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
Do you need a stud in your life? Because I got the STD and all I need is U.
Do you like Imagine Dragons? Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face.
Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get them while they’re hot!
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.
Hey baby, I’m like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get
Excuse me, I am about to go masterbait and needed a name to go with the face.
Do you know Phillis Brown? Because in a minute you gonna phil-this brown D!¢K
Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a Fu©k? (No) What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
Do you work at the wood store? Because I could’ve sworn you gave me wood before.
Do you know your ABC’s? Because I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Do you like dragons? Because in a minute I’ll be dragon my balls across your face
Are you sure you’re not from South Korea? Because I’m sure you’re my ‘Seoul’-mate
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand
Je lijkt opt mijnvierdevriendin Translation: you look like my 4th fourth girlfriend
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my A$$? No. Damn!
Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Do you have a composition notebook? Because you can come position yourself on my face.
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?
He: Hi, what’s the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
Hey baby, I’ll Fu©k you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
Does your A$$ have Allstate insurance? (No, why?) Well do you want it to be in good hands?
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
Girl are you a witch? Because you know how to make something stand without even touching it
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we’ll see what rises.
First, I’d like to kiss you pA$$ionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
Do you like tapes and CD’s? Because I’m gonna tape this D!¢K to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?
Aren’t you the girl/guy who is having S#x with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Do you like warm weather? Because I’m gonna put my warm balls on your face weather you like it or not
Has any one ever told you your A$$ looks like a phone because I want to hit the pound button all day long.
Do you know the difference between my peπ!s and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Do you know the essential difference between S#x and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
Do you like apples? (Yes/No) How about I take you home and Fu©k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
Are you jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish this D!¢K was in your mouth.
Würdegerneder Grund für Deine schlaflose Nacht sein. Translation: I’d love to be the reason for your sleepless night
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all S#x, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket….go to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw…
Boy: Do you wanna be my SI#t? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what SI#t stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masterbaits)? Or should I do it for you?
Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.