Yo mama is so ugly she chased the devil to church.
Yo Mama so old she was one of Solomon’s concubines.
[Top 10] Yo Mama So Religious Jokes
Yo mama so fat not even Jesus could lift her spirits
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so chatty ever the pastor tries to avoid her.
Yo momma so fat, she was the whale who swallowed Jonah.
Yo momma so old, she knows which Testament is more accurate.
Yo mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel’s babysitter.
Yo momma so fat, she went back for thirds in the Eucharist line.
Yo mama’s butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn’t part them.
Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin
Yo mama so old she planted the apple tree in The Garden of Eden!
Yo momma so ugly, Jesus don’t forgive her when she forgets makeup.
Yo mama so ugly she couldn’t find a priest to officiate her wedding.
Yo mama so old and h0rn¥, Mary Magdalene was her less scandalous sister.
Yo momma so fat, even Buddha himself thinks she could lose a couple pounds.
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the bible Jesus came begging her to set his people free
Yo mama such a bad christian, the only thing holy about her is the Swiss cheese in her fridge.
Yo mama is so ugly that, when she steps up to the pearly gates, Saint Peter will have locked them!
Yo mama so dumb I asked her if she was a catholic and she said “Yeah, I’ve loved cats all my life”
Yo mama so poor when she heard about the Last Supper she thought she was running out of food stamps
Yo mama so ugly Moses regretted not adding an 11th commandment “Thou shall not look at your mother”
Yo momma so stupid, when you told her you were lookin’ for enlightenment, she bought you a desk lamp.
Yo mama so Buddhist, I gave her a vacuum for Christmas and she returned it because it had “too many attachments”
Yo Mama’s so ugly that when Satan saw her, he said “This must be my punishment” and went to church for a whole year.
Yo mommas so fat when she died and went to heaven Jesus said there was no room so then she went to hell and the devil said HELL NO.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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