Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup….THICK.
Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free
I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all youp in that b00ty….
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Your so hot you must’ve started all of globle warming
Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town
Hey Boo, I’d be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that A$$ ma!
So what directory should I look for your heart’s number?
Aww, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Theres somethin wrong wit yur phone… my numbers not in it
Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close
Hey, are your parents beavers, because DAMMMMM.
Hey baby, I’d love to f**k the $h!t out of your fake weave
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Because I put the D in Raw
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste you “Now And Later”?
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages
Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
Hey baby, do you know how to drive? Because I would love to ride
If what matters is on the inside… How about I get on the inside?
Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work
Go out with me and I will pimp up your ride with some bling rims.
You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!
Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of yall!
If I was in your 1st grade clA$$ I would have played house with you
That A$$ so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?
Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of that A$$.
Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Watch your step girl….don’t want you to fall in love with someone else.
Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you’re a well-rounded person
Yo girl, I heard your good at math… Because your legs are always divided.
Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
I love you more than the bug infestation in the low income housing project.
Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
You know, you’ve got the prettiest teeth I’ve ever dreamed of coming across.
Hey girl you lookin like a tall glA$$ of water and I’m tellin ya I’m thirsty
Your dad must have been a heat radiator, because you’ve melted my icy heart.
I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.
I’m lookin’ for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.
Girl you be the 6, I’ll be the 9, that’s only time you’ll be less than a dime.
I dont care that you yoused to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Dont worry about me baby. I’m gettin sum measurements. I’m about to lay some pipe
Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
Do you have baby momma/daddy syndrome? Because I can be the daddy/momma of your kids.
Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I’ve got an opening on “Boner Street.”
Hey excuse me…I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off…ID LOVE to put another one in you
Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pu$$y ate
Baby I can float your boat, now why don’t you come over here and let me stick my D!¢K down your throat
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don’t even own a car
Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!…so can I have your number?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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