[Top 30] Puppy Pick Up Lines For Dog Lovers!

by Annie Rosy

I know exactly where you live.

They call me the mailman, because I always deliver.

Is that a tracking number? How about a phone number?

We would go great together like envelope and letter.

Are you a postage stamp? Let me lick ya before I stick ya.

[Top 30] Puppy Pick Up Lines For Dog Lovers!

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I’m available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

Wanna play post office? You be the stamp and I’ll lick you.

If you were my boyfriend, I’d always make you priority male.

Ask her if she likes overnight packages from interesting men.

Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Post Office is?

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I don’t work at the post office… but I’ll inspect your package.

Gooding I have a tracking number, because I am lost without you.

The post office may be closed, but I’ll still deliver my package

Do you know if there’s a post office nearby, because I’d ship us.

I was going through your mails and thought maybe we could be together!

Hey girl, can I rent you a PO box next to mine so we can be neighbors?

Do you have a tracking number? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Buy a pack of love stamps and say, “Guess they customized these for us.”

I hope you have a big box, because I’m stuffing this oversized package in it.

My feeling for you is like the forever stamps – permanent and never changing.

Are you a mail man? Because I want to chase you around a bite you like my dog.

If I told you I work for the post office, would you let me handle your package?

Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.

I need to stop by the post office for a second to change my address to your heart.

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That’s a nice uniform; I bet it would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor.

Do you want to go to the post office with me? We can stand in line and chat for hours.

I’m just like the post office: Neither snow nor rain will keep me from getting to you.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have swon you were checking out my package.

I want to spend my time with you like how mailman delivers the mails – taking my sweet time.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tongith back at my place.

I tried to send you something S#xy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

I hope it rains everyday, so I can bring the package and mails to your front door and hand deliver.

Can I borrow a stamp? I want to write a letter to my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Doesn’t you live across from the elementary school? I’d be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

I just want you to know: if we hit it off tonight, I still have plenty of time to cancel my mail-order bride.

(Staring at her body) Sorry, I was just checking to see if you had any explosives or hazardous materials in there.

How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?

Hey girl, can I take a picture of you? I want to make a customized stamp of you, so everyone will know how beautiful you are.

Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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