Doesn’t matter whether I fork you hard or fork you soft,either way you are getting split in two. Is that a Bitcoin in your pocket, because I’ve got your private key. Hey baby, want to see something huge? Take a look at my Bitcoin wallet...... [read more]

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me My wife doesn’t understand me. hey come here with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you Girl comes over. If I made you come with a finger, imagine...... [read more]

If you were a booger I’d pick you first. You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong. You are the most interesting piece of A$$ i’ve talked to all evening. I’d like to kiss you pA$$ionately on the lips, then move...... [read more]

My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would like to tap...... [read more]

Dinosaur pick up lines are a bit thin on the ground these days, in fact you could be forgiven for thinking they’re extinct. Anyway, we did some digging around and found these JurA$$ic clA$$ics.Some may think these long-dead pick up lines belong in a museu... [read more]