I want to bone you. I’m an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor. My mom won’t be home for hours I’m Batman. Fancy a game of pin the c0©k in the arsehole? You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more? I wrote the dictionary on...... [read more]

“Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?” Are you ovulating? I need a favor cuz I need a baby within the year to get my inheritance. Are you Jewish? Cause the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning...... [read more]

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles. You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you...... [read more]

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us. Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glA$$. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. I dropped a tear...... [read more]

I like every bone in your body especially mine. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good. Pardon me, are you in heat?! Do you work for NASA? Because you’re...... [read more]

Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT. Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Do you have the timeto write my number down? I have got the...... [read more]

Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded… You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element. Baby,... [read more]

No. Thats not Minnie. Aye Mary — youze Poppin’. Can you feel the love tonight? I can take you to infinity and beyond. There’s snake in my pants! Your castle or mine? Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas? You must be Cinderella, because I see that...... [read more]

Some guys feels machismo to dare use dirty lines on their partners.Most of the cases it may end up in a slap otherwise you may be lucky lad as it could be a game changer. Picking up a chick might be tricky thing to ask...... [read more]

I always wanted to meet someone like you, just once If I pet you, would you follow me home? I just won the lottery! (Reply) No, I just met you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together Would it freak...... [read more]