Hey girl, Let me teach you how to yell. I wish I were your back spot so that I could touch your butt. I got a 0.5 deduction for falling for you. You have the most delightful belly button I’ve ever seen. I don’t care...... [read more]

You are as delightful as a fresh out of the plastic as a brand new bowling ball. Hey, baby, Wanna try cause I can hit it hard. Are you a 300 game cause you are Perfect. Girl, are you a Track 300C Solid? Cause those...... [read more]

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up? If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you. Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls. Your Jordan jersey...... [read more]

Hey boy if I were Aladdin I’d want you to be my magic carpet so I could ride you all night. Hey baby, wanna come to my Cave of Wonders and rub my lamp? I’d show you my world, but I’m sure you own a...... [read more]

I know I’m not any Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went into this cheap motel room. “Fat Penguin!” I know you’re going, ‘huh?’ “I just wanted to...... [read more]

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log? Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume...... [read more]

Miss pakisampal nga ako…nananaginip ata ako simula ng makita ka eh Anong oras no miss? (10:30pm) Ah ok gusto ko lang tandaan anong oras kita nakilala Buti hindi ka ginagamit sa gyera…you know, you’re the bomb Birthday ko ngayon, pwede makahingi ng kiss? Y... [read more]

Well, nag-Smart na ako ngayon. Kasi pag Globe ako, you always turn it upside down. Hi. Napansin ko kasi ang galing mo sa Algebra clA$$ natin. Patulong naman? Paki subsS#xute naman yung X ko oh? Buti na lang wala na masyado MMDA nagkalat ngayon. Kasi...... [read more]

Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise. Were you born on a farm? You look a-maize-ing. Mmmm, girl you remind me of cheese. I want you on everything! I’m going to start calling you blue cheese because you are dressing. Do you want to get double...... [read more]

Ya wanna drink my milk, Livvy. If you’re lucky, there’ll be food in the straw. I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt. You smell like trash. May i take you out. You and I are like butt-cheeks. We may have...... [read more]