Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business! Hello, Cupid called he says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid! When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast...... [read more]

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust. You’re like a pizza, Even when you are bad, you’re good. Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs. I’m available with or without sausage. Are you the...... [read more]

Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer? Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist. And the number one turkey pick up line is ! Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock! Do you wanna ride my mayflower? For the first time, we...... [read more]

Don’t wear a costume. When somebody asks what you’re supposed to be say, “Cute.” Why don’t we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in my jack-o-lantern? What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this? When I saw you walk...... [read more]

BAMCIS! Banana show anyone? BOHICA Can I attack your chow hall? Can I foxtrot india november golf echo romeo you? Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot? Can l prick your 119? Drop and give me 20 – on my lap. Drop and give...... [read more]

Nice A$$ets. If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate. You make my pants file for an extension. If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next? In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really S#xy.’ You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s....... [read more]

You’re a photo quanta to my valence electron – you excite me to another level. I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U. Are you less than 90 degrees, because you’re acute girl. Does your v-card have a code? Because I...... [read more]

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat? I came here looking for a little tail. I am looking for a leash-free relationship. Come on, don’t make me beg! Sniff my butS#x’s the quickest way to my heart. You had me at ruff....... [read more]

“I’ll be back.” ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator) Year: 1984 “You’re prettier than I am.” ~ Ben Stone (Knocked Up) Year: 2007 “Hasta la vista, baby.” ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator 2 Judgment Day) Year: 1991 “Dave, this conversation can serve ... [read more]

I’m gonna say, ‘Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister? Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute! Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things .me! Say there, lovely air mama, didn’t you...... [read more]