Got eight seconds? Wanna see my scars? Howdy, need a ride? Hey girl, watch this. Nice boots, wanna Fu©k? I won this belt buckle. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Got any Texan in you? Want some? Want to ride on my Monster truck? And...
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[Top 55] Hilarious Comebacks to Insults That Will Shut Everyone Up!
I’ve been called worse by better. You’re so fat you could sell shade. You’ll never be the man your mother is. If I wanted a B!t¢h, I’d have bought a dog. Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go. If I had a face...
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[Top 30] Good Night Pick Up Lines
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay! Your shirt needs to go, yet you can remain! Touch me now, since I think I am imagining! Touch me now, because I think I am dreaming! You know, you don’t even need a penny for...
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[Top 30] Pasta,Spaghetti Pick Up Lines,Jokes and Humour
PASTA LA VISTA BABY. “You’re my missing ingredient.” “You’re spicier than Sriracha.” “I can last longer than cast iron.” If they go off, they could spell disaster. “Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.” “I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”...
