Shaped like a coke bottle and the face of a model.
Do you work at D!¢Ks? Cuz your sporting the goods!
Girl… your like Mastercard… seeing you is pricless
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free
Do you like hamburgers? cuz i’ll go in-n-out of you!
Are you a bottle of Coke cause you open my happiness
My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
Girl your so sweet you put hershy’s out of business.
You remind me of a pokemon, cuz I’d like to PEEKACHU!
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
Did you used to work at McDonalds, Cause I’m Loving It
Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow?
I’ll slime you so good you’ll think your on Nickelodeon
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
(Guy) My name is Hostess…Because I have the cream filling
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u “Now And Later”
If you were a Porsche, I’d wax and ride you all over town
Baby, you make me want to Netflix and Chill all day long.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right!
You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business
You think chewbacca’s hairy?….Wait ’til you see my wookie.
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
I’ve got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?
You must work at subway…cause you`re givin` me a foot long.
Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn
Take me to Papa John’s, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you work at FedEx? Because I’d let you handle my package.
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I’m goin cookoo for you
Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald because I’m loving you.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
You remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I wanna Mount and Do you!
Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat
Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.
You should rub some Sweet ‘N’ Sour Sauce on my salty French fry.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Call me Mountain Dew, ’cause when we hang we’ll have a Baja Blast.
If life was a Tivo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.
You captivate my heart like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh!
Girl, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because “I’m Lovin’ It”
I play real life dyslexic monopoly because I know my way around a broad.
Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can’t stop staring at you in public.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
Hey is your last name Chilli’s cause I can see myself chewin those babybacks
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
If you were any sweeter, there’d be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs Fields
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
Do you like Wendy’s.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy’s because you make me want to eat great even late!
Do you like Wendys? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!
If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I’d, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!
Do you work at Mcdonalds? Cause I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it!
Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me…
What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
“I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.