Where is Sovereigns half brother when you need him?
Asari- There are no blue balls on Thessia, you know?
Maybe sometime you can come by my cabin and feed my fish?
“Report to the ship as soon as possible. We’ll bang, okay?”
Hanar- This one has many tentacles. And they like to explore.
“Wanna come down to the forward battery and calibrate my gun?”
Charr’s poem should do the trick if your looking for sentiment.
I’m Commander Shepard and your my favourite girl on the Citadel
If this works I’ll run in my underware dancing trough the street.
When you’re done, pull out some Sovereign. “THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER.”
Volus: You look just like a credit chit I used to have in my pocket.
Drell- You make me as dry and as hard as a 3-month old cheese cracker.
“Come here often? I imagine anyone who does is probably an alcoholic.”
You’ve just doomed my husband to some really weird harbinger role play.
Krogan- You have a hump, I have a hump. Let’s turn that word into a verb.
Quarian- My suit’s nerve-stimulation hardware is overclocked because of you.
Geth- We want you to be the first thing our BIOS processes every time we boot.
Vorcha- I don’t know where my genitals are, but I have three holes in my head.
Has a Prothean descended from heaven? Because? this one would enjoy Enkindling that.
“Let’s call your legs calibrations. Because I’ll be in the middle of them real soon.”
You can tell her that her, uh, hair looks good and that her waist is…very supportive.
Don’t forget from Citadel if you’re playing the “Have You Met My Friend Garrus?” Game:
I can’t find the user, but some genius once posted the geth pickup line: “Does this unit have a hole?”
If you get her into the bedroom be sure to bust out in your best Harbinger voice “I am A$$uming direct control.”
Salarian- My family’s breeding contract negotiator has been looking for someone like your breeding contract negotiator all his life.
Elcor- With an imminent furious erection fueled by poorly cloaked burning pA$$ion: I think you’re a really nice person and I would like to get to know you better.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.