Top 50+ Mardi Gras Pick up lines from New Orleans

by Maria Line

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that’s sort of the same thing..
Remember that Mardi Gras we fell in love? You will next year.
Not even Katrina could stop Mardi Gras.
You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
That joker over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that’s sort of the same thing.
Mardi Gras, baby. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down?
Top 50+ Mardi Gras Pick up lines from New Orleans
Top 50+ Mardi Gras Pick up lines from New Orleans
Laissez les bons temps rouler.
Let the Good Times Roll.
Is that a po boys in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I’m having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads or costumes!
I don’t mean to sound crass, but baby… I wanna buttah your biscuit.
Hey girl, we’ll only be able to see each other on Sundays for the next few weeks… I’m giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me “the King”?
Are you ready for the second-greatest parade on earth?.
Wanna be my mardi gras costume and get up all over me?
What happens at Mardi Gras, stay at mardi gras!
So y’all from around here? Y’all are really bundled up.
cause you’re a cutie.
Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’m having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads or costumes.
I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?
I don’t want your beads, what I really want is your number.
Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.
Hey babe, how’s about I bayou a drink?
Girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill, but you seem into Stranger Things.
Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.
Drink up! It’s Mardi Gras.
Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.
Mardi Gras is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
How do you start a Mardi Gras parade on bourbon street? Roll a 40 down the street.
Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?
It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them”!
How is the bad economy affecting Mardi Gras?
Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!
Mardi Gras is more like “Where’s My Bra”
What is the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras?
Mardi Gras is an all-night party in New Orleans, Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!
Top 50+ Mardi Gras Pick Up Lines From New Orleans 2
Top 50+ Mardi Gras Pick Up Lines From New Orleans 2

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