[Top 50] Mouth Watering Ice Cream and Van Puns

by Annie Rosy

How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream.
How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats!
What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop.
Where is the best place to get an ice cream? IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
[Top 50] Mouth Watering Ice Cream and Van Puns
[Top 50] Mouth Watering Ice Cream and Van Puns
Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk? It’s an udderly bad idea!
I hate the phrase “lactose intolerant”. I think ice cream is colon intolerant.
I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.
You can buy eel-flavored ice cream in Japan.I guess if you are out of chocolate and vanilla.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream? You get Breyer’s remorse!
There probably isn’t a number high enough as to how many pints of ice cream Alec Baldwin eats a day.
What do you get if you divide the cirC^mference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode.
MC Hammer eats a lot of ice cream every day because as a kid his parents told him, “U Can’t Touch This”.
Guy on my train: a crowded Amtrak on a freezing day is the right time and place for me to enjoy a big A$$ ice cream cone.
If my house catches fire after I’ve sat down with a bowl of ice cream, I’m going down like the damn captain of a ship.
I try not to judge people based on first impressions but if I see you put gummy bears on your ice cream stay away from me and my family.
Being in a long term relationship and seeing your partner naked is like driving a hearse that plays ice cream truck music. Mixed emotions
In 1973 my dad left to get ice cream and never came back. Mom says he’s probably just lost because he hates stopping to ask for directions.
On May 2nd a drunk driver almost ended my life. I have since gone on to discover great things. Mainly that Percocet and ice cream mix well.
The new Baywatch Official Trailer reminds me that bathing suit season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the ice cream truck.
I used to think getting to the bottom of a pint of ice cream was depressing and then I got to the bottom of a bottle of Percocet. I’m crying.
Your evil stepdad isn’t “presidential” just because he got you ice cream and told you things would change after beating the $h!t out of you.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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