Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
What is the difference between oral and An@! S#x? Oral S#x makes your day and An@! S#x makes your whole weak.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
What’s the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell peπ!s, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first Brownie. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his A$$.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She’s going to eat me! One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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