yo mama so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”.
Best Of Harry Porter Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama so ugly that even Voldemort won’t say her name.
yo mama so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.
yo mama so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
yo mama so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.
yo mama so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
yo mama so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died.
yo mama so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her!
yo mama so poor she can’t even afford a Gringotts account.
yo mama so poor she had to go to the Weasley’s for a loan.
yo mama so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her.
yo mama so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
yo mama so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.
yo mama so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.
yo mama so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
yo mama so old, her BØØBs look like two upside down Sorting Hats!
yo mama so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.
yo mama so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.
yo mama so ugly, everybody calls her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”
yo mama so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her.
yo mama so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!
yo mama so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton.
yo mama so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
yo mama so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks.
yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat A$$igned her to the House of Pancakes.
yo mama so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.
yo mama so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!”
Yo mama’s such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her “chamber of secrets”.
yo mama so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh.
Yo mama’s such a tramp that she’s given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!
Yo mama’s the only mute prosS#xue in Hogsmeade. They call her “dumb-le-wh0®e”!
yo mama so fat that even the Dementors can’t suck her soul out in one sitting.
yo mama so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
yo mama so nasty that the order of the phoenix was “stay away from that woman!”
Yo mama’s breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly’s Butterscotch Barf-ies.
Yo mama’s such a tramp that she’s like a quidditch broomstick – everyone gets a ride.
yo mama so ugly that when the bA$$alisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.
yo mama so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
yo mama so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. yo mama so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t kiss her!
yo mama so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.
yo mama so fat they’d have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.
yo mama so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
yo mama so fat that the sorting hat couldn’t decide where to put her – she couldn’t fit in any of the houses!!
yo mama so skanky that the reason you’re called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!
yo mama so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia. yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
yo mama so ugly that the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore. yo mama so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.
yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve yo mama so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
