[Top 70] Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes

[Top 70] Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes 1

Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama is so nasty that her S#xs leak sour milk.
Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama is so greasy that her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama’s so nasty that crabs use her as a hideout.
Yo mama is so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama is so nasty that her $h!t is glad to escape.
Yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so nasty the million man march was at her house
Yo mama is so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama is so nasty that she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama is so nasty that she calls Janet “Miss Jackson.”
Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama is so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down.
Yo mama is so nasty that even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.
Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama is so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo mama is so nasty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away.
Yo mama so nasty, the roaches in her house ask to be sprayed
Yo mama so nasty, I shoke her hand and she gave me gonnorhea
Yo Mama’s so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama is so nasty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
yo mama so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!
Yo mama is so nasty that she’s got more clap than an auditorium.
yo mama so dirty, when the wind blows people yell “Sand Storm!!!”
Yo mama is so nasty that she has more rappers in her than an iPod.
Yo mama is so nasty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her breath and pA$$ed out.
Yo mama is so greasy that she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama is so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama’s so nasty, she stuck in a cuC^mber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower.
Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot… and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so nasty she went to your school and the principal dropped out
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like pu$$ in boots
Yo mama’s house is so dirty that roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!
yo mama so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her A$$ cheeks!
Yo mama is so nasty, that the military weaponized her farts as weapons.
Yo mama’s coochie is so nasty, they make you eat it during “Fear Factor”
Yo mama so nasty she’s like a nascar driver – she burns 50 rubbers a day!
Yo mama is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama so gA$$y when the plane ran out of fuel they used her as a back up.
Yo mama so nasty, when she pA$$es Gas, the whole county goes up in flames.
Yo mama is so nasty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama is so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she’s talking $h!t.
Yo mama is so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
yo mama so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her A$$ crack it beings to grow!
Yo mama is so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama is so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama’s house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.
Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
Yo mama is so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama’s so nasty, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama so nasty, they call her the carpenters delight – flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo mama is so nasty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.
Yo mama’s so nasty, she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet and we had to get a new toilet.
Yo mama is so nasty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said “I’ll wait.”
Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns.
Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, that she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds.
Yo mama is so nasty that her friends call her a hockey player, since she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that she spits butter! yo mama so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it!
Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama is so nasty that she has a sign by her crotch that says: “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.”