[Top 30] Dark Souls Pick Up Lines

[Top 30] Dark Souls Pick Up Lines 1

“Try Rear.”
Frampt me baby.
“Amazing Chest.”
This one has it all.
Wanna light my bonfire ?
“Parry me until I resposte.”
“Try holding with both hands.”
Want to meet me in the bed of chaos?
“Hey babe, wanna kindle my bonfire?”
Girl you give me a real homeward boner
“Let’s enjoy some… jolly co-operation.”
My giant serpent wants me to invade you!
“Baby you got me harder than Iron Flesh.”
“Would you like to see my homeward bone?”
“You’re looking grossly incandescent today.”
“My endurance level is 99… if you catch my drift.”
“I think I’m gonna invade your lower burg tonight.”
Yo girl, you make Blighttown’s frame rate accelerate.
That makes it sound like you want to $h!t in her mouth
I’ll hit you harder than my first Dark Souls’s playthrough
There is a demon in my bed that only jolly co-operation can defeat.
Girl are you a +15 Rapier? Cause I never want to stop thrusting you.
Baby, are you a Warrior of Sunlight? Because I want you in my world.
Pretty much anything with the words ”Ceaseless Discharge” is a given.
Then finish doggy while yelling praise the sun, and doing the gesture.
“I hope you have enough souls for absolution because baby we’re gonna sin tonight!”
“Damn girl you must be from Izalith, because you turn me into ceaseless discharge.”
How much strength do you have? I’m looking for someone who can wield my zweihander.
“Frampt & Kaathe are pretty big serpents, but wait till you see the one in my pants.”
Girl, are you the cavern in the Demon Ruins cause I want to fill you with my Ceaseless Discharge
“Wanna join me for some jolly co-operation?” “You are so grossly incandescent it blinds my eyes” “I will Ornstein your Smough Girl!”