If the trailer’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!
Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!
I won’t call you B!t¢h unless you want me to. (Jesse)
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.
Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?
Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really — I was alive… when I am with you.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.