Category : Jokes

[Top 70] Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry! Yo mama is so ugly that well look at you! Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night. Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama...... [read more]

[Top 50] Yo Mama So Statist Jokes

Yo momma’s so statist she tips at the DMV. Yo mama so statist, she loves paying income taxes. Yo mama’s so statist she tells you who to vote for. Yo mamma so statist she thinks the UN invented food. Yo mama’s so statist she wire...... [read more]

[Top 50] Star Wars Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so fat she wears her own inertia dampener. yo mama so stupid the Borg wouldn’t A$$imilate her! yo mama so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement! yo mama so old even Guinan refers to her as “old bag”. yo mama so fat,...... [read more]

[Top 20] Yo Mama So Sporty Jokes

Yo mama’s so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama’s so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama’s so fat her Polo shirt has a real horse on it. Yo mama’s so dumb she started dating Ray Rice last week. Yo mama’s so...... [read more]

[Top 20] Yo Mama So Smelly Jokes

Yo mama smells like hot A$$ on a cold day. Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’. Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. Yo mama smells so bad that...... [read more]

[Top 50] Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes

Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch. Yo mama so skinny she uses bandaids for pillows Yo mama so skinny, she could dive through a fence. Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops. Yo mama’s legs so skinny, she...... [read more]

[Top 10] Yo Mama So Religious Jokes

Yo mama so old the Bible is her yearbook. Yo mama so old she dated john the baptist Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so old she got her bible signed by jesus Yo momma so cheap, even the...... [read more]

[Top 20] Yo Mama So Short Jokes

Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip. Yo mama’s so short that she models for trophys. Yo mama’s so short, she has to cuff her panties! Yo mama is so short that she models for trophys. Yo momma so short she has to...... [read more]

[Top 10] Yo Mama So Positive Jokes

yo mama so smart, the hardest decision she’s ever had to make was which college to accept a scholarship from – Harvard, Yale or Princeton! yo mama so clean, she could bottle her bathwater and sell it at the grocery store alongside Evian, Dasani and...... [read more]

[Top 50] Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates. Yo mama is so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money! Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN. Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money....... [read more]