Category : Best Pickup Lines

[Top 200] Sit On My Face Pick Up Lines

Fancy a Fu©k? Do you take Visa? Do you C^m here, often? Can I see your tan lines? Do you take it up the A$$? Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA? Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? Can I take you to the Bone-yard? Excuse...... [read more]

[TOP 20] Genealogy – Family Tree Pick Up Lines

Is that a wand scanner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Let’s you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time. So, will I see you at Jamboree? Did it hurt when you fell out of that family...... [read more]

[Top 400] Texting Pick Up Lines & Messages to Flirt With Your Crush!

On The Phone She/He says: “Hold on” What’s on the menu? Me-n-U You’re my favorite weakness. Where do you hide your wings? You should be someone’s wife. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam! How was heaven when you left it? You’re so cute it’s distracting!...... [read more]

[Top 50] Team Fortress 2 (Tf2) Pick Up Lines

Are you an engineer, baby? WE MAKE ENTIRE TEAM OF BABIES “Achievement item; they’re not tradeable” How ’bout you stop using W+M1 and blow me. How bout we push this cart back to my place. You’re like an unusual, everybody wants you. You must be...... [read more]

[Top 400] Sarcastic Pick Up Lines For Those Who Understand Sarcasm!

Fancy a f#ck? Let’s just f#ck. I’m hard. You wet? Show me your pu$$y! Wow! Are those real? Wanna Job? It Blows! Do you C^m here, often? Nice shoes, wanna f#ck? Wanna see my third leg? Nice legs, lets eat out. Wanna f#ck like bunnies?...... [read more]

[Top 50] Zoo, Zookeeper Pick Up Lines – Use These at the Zoo!

“Oh, look at this one! Ain’t she a beauty?” I’m gonna poke it with a stick! Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’ve got a nasty plan for you. “Are you a termite? Cause’ you are about to have a mouth full of wood” All...... [read more]

[Top 30] Running Pick Up Lines for Joggers

Your pace or mine? You had me at Brooks. So do you run here often? I’d like to see your “Body Glide.” On a scale of 1 -10 you are a 26.2! Excuse me Do these shorts make me look fast? You run faster...... [read more]

[Top 10] Titanic Pick Up Lines!

Girl, I’d like to see you in 3D. I can’t stop sinking a boat you. We should go practice never letting go. Near, far, wherever you are—as long as it’s in the same zip code. You would have survived the S#xanic sinking, you’re my better...... [read more]

[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines!

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?A: A blueberry. A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is. Q: What resembles half a strawberry?A: The other half. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries! How many grams of protein are in...... [read more]

[Top 80] Softball Pick Up Lines for Sports Fans!

Whatcha got? I think I glove you. My dugout, or yours? I wield a big stick. Can I pinch hit on you? Can I show you my spitball? I’d got to bat for you, babe. You’re quite the catch, baby. I’m falling in glove with...... [read more]